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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to

place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of

underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband

demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the

sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her

skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's

$20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt

over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd

any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o

Jasus,

'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

Now that was funny

:wah: good one

JAB wrote: Yeah but, when the wind blows again it's just gonna mess things up again, no? :-3


naughty you!!!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

for some reason I was thinking of LC and Bothwell when i read that initially:wah:

Wolverine wrote: for some reason I was thinking of LC and Bothwell when i read that initially:wah:but he's the one with the 'skirt' :-4

goo dmornin Kitty