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How Blonde Was She???



She was Soooooooo Blonde .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care

center.

* At the bottom of an application where it

says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long

she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application,

she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange

juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of

"WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical

order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22

twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign

that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and

went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur

around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be

speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM

radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she

thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone

company.

:wah:

When she sat around the house, she.. :-2 no, wait.

Accountable wrote: :wah:

When she sat around the house, she.. :-2 no, wait.




Please finish that one..

ArnoldLayne wrote: We have a similar type of joke concerning Essex Girls most of which are X rated

Apologies to any genuine Essex girls, they're all luvverly (especially in their white stillettos :rolleyes:



An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the council worker.

"Ten" replies the Essex girl.

"Ten?" says the council worker. "What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, and Wayne"

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah..." says the Essex girl, "it's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.

"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their surnames"


TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!! LOVED THIS ONE