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Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:27 am**

Hello all I am Uncle Fester or Les to my friends,Married with children and grand children,I will try not to offend people on this fotum:-6

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:31 am**

Welcome! I am married w/ 3 kids ages 3, 5 and 9. Don't worry about offending anyone, we offend each other all the time!!! LOL Just kidding!! Have fun!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:35 am**

Hello and Welcome to the Garden :-6

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:54 am**

robinseggs wrote: Welcome! I am married w/ 3 kids ages 3, 5 and 9. Don't worry about offending anyone, we offend each other all the time!!! LOL Just kidding!! Have fun!!
That offends me! but I'll get over it.

So are you called Fester because of the look, or can you make a lightbulb shine when you hold it in your mouth?

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:27 am**

Hi Uncle Fester and welcome to the garden. :-6

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:45 am**

WELCOME FESTER!!!!! your gunna love it here!!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:40 am**

ArnoldLayne wrote: No clue then on why your called uncle Fester :rolleyes:

Welcome , we dont mind being offended a bit. We can defend ourselves

From the Adams Family TV Show.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:40 am**

"Fess up there now, Fess! Welcome to FG, and have lots of fun!:)

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:52 am**

Welcome to the Garden. A name like "Uncle Fester" makes me think you may be interesting.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:26 am**

Thank you for your welcomes , I used to use another name on an other forum and we had a "friendly" row going on insulting each other without using bad language:wah: and some one called me a festering uncle I liked the ring of it so Uncle Fester is the name I now use and yes I can light a bulb in my mouth as long as I stick my finger (or other) in a power socket:-5

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:41 am**

Welcome Fester. Enjoy your time in FG. It really is the best :-6

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:57 pm**

ArnoldLayne wrote:

Welcome , we dont mind being offended a bit. We can defend ourselves

Speak for yourself Arnold...I'm a 'sensitive soul'

Welcome Fester....interesting name....would you mind explaining why you chose it.

Enjoy your time here....it's a great place to be.:-6

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:04 pm**

Credentials please ! I need credentials ! Until such time as you can provide documentation you will be summoned as A6-440JT.

Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:14 pm**

UNCLE FESTER, Welcome I love her name hope you are comfortable here in the Garden..!!

P.S. Watch out for NOMAD he is one of a kind..!! Often has me laughing out loud with tears in my eyes..:wah:

Credentials please ! I need credentials ! Until such time as you can provide documentation you will be summoned as A6-440JT.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:59 am**

Bez wrote: Speak for yourself Arnold...I'm a 'sensitive soul'

Welcome Fester....interesting name....would you mind explaining why you chose it.

Enjoy your time here....it's a great place to be.:-6
Read post 12:wah:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:00 am**

Howdy Uncle Fester, welcome to FG, make yourself comfortable and have a great time!! :-6

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:16 am**

Welcome Les-------------If I am not mistaken, I believe you and I are the oldest Forum Members. My dob is 1934. Does this make us venerable?:wah:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:26 am**

Lon wrote: Welcome Les-------------If I am not mistaken, I believe you and I are the oldest Forum Members. My dob is 1934. Does this make us venerable?:wah:
1936 ,no I think it makes us miserable old codgers,but I got a wicked sense of humor,I just wish I could find a place on this forum where I could post some of my risque jokes (with out the bad language of coarse):sneaky:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:30 am**

Hi Uncle Fester

I've just spent the weekend in your part of the world. Stayed in a B&B in Neath and went cycling in the Afan Forest.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:52 am**

Well hell..theres my Uncle Fester! I have been looking for you!!

Welcome to the Garden of Eden.............:-6 :wah: :wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:33 pm**

Uncle Fester wrote: Thank you for your welcomes , I used to use another name on an other forum and we had a "friendly" row going on insulting each other without using bad language:wah: and some one called me a festering uncle I liked the ring of it so Uncle Fester is the name I now use and yes I can light a bulb in my mouth as long as I stick my finger (or other) in a power socket:-5

When I think of Uncle Fester, I have images of him with blackened face after causing an explosion. Makes me recall my youth playing around with dynamite.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 3:51 pm**

Uncle Fester wrote: Hello all I am Uncle Fester or Les to my friends,Married with children and grand children,I will try not to offend people on this fotum:-6

Oh yea ? Then whats all that fotum business about ? Is that some kind of kooky code ? Oh you are so right on the edge !

Welcome anyhoo.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:01 pm**

Wait..dosen't Uncle Fester live in Gomez and Morticia Adams basement? Chubby little bald guy.

Posted: **Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:40 pm**

hey uncle fester i'm a newbie too you can call me pupp

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:19 am**

Nomad wrote: Oh yea ? Then whats all that fotum business about ? Is that some kind of kooky code ? Oh you are so right on the edge !

Welcome anyhoo.

So ,I was bloody drunk when I typed it :-5 :-5

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:22 am**

Hey there Uncle Fester. Long time no see. Glad you decided to come back.:-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:31 am**

Hello Uncle Fester,

Welcome to the Forum Garden,I'm sure you will fit in well once you get to know all our strange personalities... and dont worry about offending anyone, we all fall out at some time but try hard to make up afterwards...

We very mature like that...... errrrrmmmmm.... sometimes :wah:

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:51 am**

Okie wrote: When I think of Uncle Fester, I have images of him with blackened face after causing an explosion. Makes me recall my youth playing around with dynamite.
Think of some one with weeping spots and sores festering all over the body :p THAT'S NOT ME :-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:56 am**

Hello to you Uncle Fester

Nice to meet you :-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:49 am**

Pinky wrote: Hiya!

I know another Fester on another forum...he's a cool guy too.

Nice to meet ya!
What other Forum , dont tell me here PM me, it could be ,it might not be me

Bye the way how do you put a signature thingy on the bottom of the post:-5

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:42 pm**

"The Adam's Family started when Uncle Fester farted............"

Welcome Uncle!:D

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:37 am**

Whoa!!! Somehow I missed this. Welcome Uncle Fester. Hope you enjoy the garden. I know I am.

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:13 am**

Thank you all ,what has happened I said hello about 8 months ago:driving: :-6

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:40 am**

ArnoldLayne wrote: What took you so long ? Did you forget we were here ? :wah:
There has been a lot of trauma in my life since I joined but happily there is now light at the end of the tunnel:-6

Posted: **Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:23 pm**

Uncle Fester wrote: There has been a lot of trauma in my life since I joined but happily there is now light at the end of the tunnel:-6

Good for you

Trauma sucks