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the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:52 pm
by lady cop
well here's a variation on a theme...add a line to the poem until its 573 pages! LOL....BUT. it has to rhyme. lucky for some of us it needn't make any sense or follow a storyline! just rhyme one word . i will start................(oh, the usual huge cash prizes for the best lines
)...ahem....a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool....
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:33 am
by abbey
a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool
When a grumpy old elf said "move over fool"...
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:53 am
by Gabs
abbey wrote: a fragile blue fairy wistfully sat on a toadstool
When a grumpy old elf said "move over fool"...
You dear fairy are sitting on my gardening tool....
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:01 am
by SOJOURNER
Gabs wrote: You dear fairy are sitting on my gardening tool....
Cause I need it this morning to make my gruel.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:29 am
by abbey
"Go away" said the fairy, "you grumpy old bugger"
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:34 am
by Gabs
The elf, then replied: "Hey Fairy, I am not a Mugger"
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:45 am
by abbey
"No you're not you're a silly old git"
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:53 am
by chonsigirl
Then the old croaker began a fit...............
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:56 am
by minks
chonsigirl wrote: Then the old croaker began a fit...............
While dodging the train he was hit....
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:09 am
by SOJOURNER
and knocked to the gound, he did sit.....
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:23 am
by minks
SOJOURNER wrote: and knocked to the gound, he did sit.....
and the passing camel did spit
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:30 am
by SOJOURNER
upon his head and he had a royal fit.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:36 am
by minks
SOJOURNER wrote: upon his head and he had a royal fit.
He jumped to his feet and in haste he did split
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 11:50 am
by SOJOURNER
minks wrote: He jumped to his feet and in haste he did split
the pants his Mum bought him, boy will she ever be miffed.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:17 pm
by abbey
and that would surely cause a rift.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:23 pm
by SOJOURNER
abbey wrote: and that would surely cause a rift.
If the girly-man fairy his Mum he does hit.
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:24 pm
by along-for-the-ride
SOJOURNER wrote: If the girly-man fairy his Mum he does hit.
And his Mum hits him back with her red oven mitt
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:28 pm
by chonsigirl
"No more remarks to your mom, little one............."
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:30 pm
by SOJOURNER
or I'll call out Lady Cop, she has a gun!
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:40 pm
by theia
and that, my lad, will not be fun
(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:42 pm
by minks
theia wrote: and that, my lad, will not be fun
(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)
So smarten up or be on the run
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:45 pm
by SOJOURNER
theia wrote: and that, my lad, will not be fun
(not sure who I'm talking about but who cares?)
she'll have backup, best not run!
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:28 pm
by CountryDweller
SOJOURNER wrote: she'll have backup, best not run!
Oh, here comes Lady cop in her black and white...
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:39 pm
by SOJOURNER
CountryDweller wrote: Oh, here comes Lady cop in her black and white...
She's pulled her gun, you're in her sights.
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:54 pm
by lady cop
*FREEZE* i've got you dead to rights!
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:17 pm
by SOJOURNER
lady cop wrote: *FREEZE* i've got you dead to rights!
Just raise your hands and do NOT fight
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:08 am
by orangesox1
He raised his hands above his head
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:49 am
by Gabs
then balled his fists, BAM you're DEAD
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:24 am
by orangesox1
The fragile blue fairy was very upset
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:02 am
by Gabs
orangesox1 wrote: The fragile blue fairy was very upset
For the dear departed was a favorite, a pet!!!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:15 am
by SOJOURNER
Gabs wrote: For the dear departed was a favorite, a pet!!!!
His mouth did quiver, his eyes were wet
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:02 pm
by mominiowa
He sat right up as his momma began to fret......
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:36 am
by SOJOURNER
mominiowa wrote: He sat right up as his momma began to fret......
He implored her most frantically, "I can't go yet!"
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:26 am
by Robin313
"I have to see the vet."
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:40 am
by minks
Robin313 wrote: "I have to see the vet."
A decision I am sure to regret.....
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:35 pm
by mominiowa
He rounded the corner and fate he met........
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:52 pm
by minks
ArnoldLayne wrote: ....a sixteen wheeler and a jumbo jet.....
In horrified fright his pant's he did wet.........
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:10 pm
by pina
ArnoldLayne wrote: and his new baught pants he did shet.
Sorry everybody :wah:
He felt very embarrassed I bet.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:48 pm
by SOJOURNER
ArnoldLayne wrote: He changed before a cold he did get
and in his loin cloth in lotus position he did sit.
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:03 pm
by SOJOURNER
ArnoldLayne wrote: In this strange position a candle was lit
SO ALL COULD SEE HE HAD NO
the forum garden epic poem-or-move over beowulf...
Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:36 am
by CountryDweller
SOJOURNER wrote: SO ALL COULD SEE HE HAD NO
Fret. He jumped to his feet....
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:33 am
by SOJOURNER
CountryDweller wrote: Fret. He jumped to his feet....
and dance he did, like a