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Frankly, this sounds like an excuse for men to continue not to listen, but, you be the judge: hooey, or realsitic?



http://channels.netscape.com//men/packa ... womenspeak

what a bunch of crap excuses...written by a male no doubt. but not all men are so evasive.

Sounds about right....men listen with their eyes and not their ears.:wah:

lady cop wrote: what a bunch of crap excuses...written by a male no doubt.


Hey...what...what's that I hear??...Oh, I do believe we have a BINGO!!!!!

hooey

BabyRider wrote: Hey...what...what's that I hear??...Oh, I do believe we have a BINGO!!!!!oh good....where's my cash prize?? (i'm gonna need it)

Need to get the hip boots out to wade through that load of crap! I deal with many male customers at our auto repair facility and they sure don't have a problem hearing a word I say! Neither does my husband.

Far Rider wrote: hahahah

well lets see how this works...



my brother calls from the garage....and I hear in a faint but deep voice.."hey lets go fishing" im outta there and on my way to the fishin hole...

my wife, from the living room asks me to get her some ice for her tea....

mmmmmm.... what dear? what did you say?:yh_rotfl


Sorry babe - I'm going fishing? That's what I would say.

Well, at least now I know those female voices I've been hearing are real.:wah:

BabyRider wrote: Frankly, this sounds like an excuse for men to continue not to listen, but, you be the judge: hooey, or realsitic?



http://channels.netscape.com//men/packa ... womenspeak


I do try to listen to my wife most of the time. Perhpas is she did not complain so much. I love her and her complaining is my only complaint against her. Life must be so rough being a woman to be constantly worrying about things that don't matter.

My wife is all upset that some co-workers think we need to add fruit to the babies oatmeal. We tried rice cerial and he pukes it up. It also says you have to try 10 to 15 times before they take up to eating it.

I do sometimes "brain fade" on her. The music theory would explain this.

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All my voices held a committee, and my (our?) consensus is that that's hooey!

Oh GAG!

Hooey!!

If men listen, but with only half their brain, does that mean they're half-wits?

Men use a different aural process? Makes them sound like cavemen. They can process: "MMMM, beer good", "Sex, yes", etc., but not "Honey could you take out the garbage?", or even, "I think (whoever) should be elected to office because...."

Seriously, I don't think all men are like that, but my theory of the ones that are, is that they, consciously or sub-consciously, buy into the male superiority thing. They plainly do not think women are worth listening to----unless she's offering to make his socks go up and down.

grizabela wrote: Hooey!!



If men listen, but with only half their brain, does that mean they're half-wits?



Men use a different aural process? Makes them sound like cavemen. They can process: "MMMM, beer good", "Sex, yes", etc., but not "Honey could you take out the garbage?", or even, "I think (whoever) should be elected to office because...."



Seriously, I don't think all men are like that, but my theory of the ones that are, is that they, consciously or sub-consciously, buy into the male superiority thing. They plainly do not think women are worth listening to----unless she's offering to make his socks go up and down.
Typical female response.



































:yh_rotfl Almost had ya, didn't I?

i don't listen to many people (male or female) cause most people talk so much sh*t i assume what i'm listening to follows suit. (i.e. "have you seen the new [ipod/trainers/crappy pop video]" or "the weather's bad today" or anything else i couldn't care about - 99% of things) i've heard so much of this type of b*llsh*t i've stopped speaking to most people for fear of dropping my iq level.

colony wrote: i don't listen to many people (male or female) cause most people talk so much sh*t i assume what i'm listening to follows suit. (i.e. "have you seen the new [ipod/trainers/crappy pop video]" or "the weather's bad today" or anything else i couldn't care about - 99% of things) i've heard so much of this type of b*llsh*t i've stopped speaking to most people for fear of dropping my iq level.
I can see that about you.

if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.

colony wrote: if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.


Hmmm....so posting on forums is a waste of time?

I'm curious, Colony. Are you a workaholic? And if I may, what do you do for fun?

Hi, I'm BabyRider, the nosey one. :yh_bigsmi

colony wrote: if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.
Gee. I feel so privileged. :-4

i party, game online and travel in my spare time. i enjoy almost everything. my work is my hobby too cause i love technology

anyone who's met me should feel glad i've even been stationary long enough to meet me. time is the most valuable thing in the universe cause it cannot be replaced, only used. 5 mins till i go home now and 46 hours till my next party.

well i am certainly glad i haven't met you. ..anyone who's met me should feel glad i've even been stationary long enough to meet me

colony wrote: if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.


Excuse my gross ignorance but I don't understand the accent. But what does "prolly" mean?

OpenMind wrote: Excuse my gross ignorance but I don't understand the accent. But what does "prolly" mean?
"Prolly" is internet abbreviation for "probably". :yh_eyebro

colony wrote: if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.


Do you have a dictionary you could study in the 30 mins of time you have to kill?....welcome to FG by the way...

BabyRider wrote: "Prolly" is internet abbreviation for "probably". :yh_eyebro


I did not know that. Thanks BR.

OpenMind wrote: I did not know that. Thanks BR.
No problem Bez. :yh_bigsmi

It's an aggravating necessity to learn some of that stuff. I rarely use it though, it makes me feel like I sound about 14. WTF is about the only one I use.

BabyRider wrote: No problem Bez. :yh_bigsmi

It's an aggravating necessity to learn some of that stuff. I rarely use it though, it makes me feel like I sound about 14. WTF is about the only one I use.


I guessed it prolly might mean probably but it doesn't sound right. I think probly or prbly would be more appropriate. But then I don't make up the abbreviations (or should that be abreatns.:rolleyes:

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colony wrote: if i cared i'd care but i'm prolly better of not. mostly i'm to busy doing something useful instead. i'm only posting on forums cause i've finished all my work and i've got 30 mins to kill.


I think that was the one Far.

Far Rider wrote: Colony? is he/she a bunch of ants? hahahahah:D



*Loads scattergun* *backs it up with RAID*:-3


Now don't yer go gettin' riled up there now, Far.:wah:

here you go Far! backup is here

LOL I think a roach motel might do just as well---then he could party all night with his own kind. Exclusive, too!!