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"I Hate My Job" day

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home

from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and

purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.



When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and

disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.



Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not

become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.



Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that

in small print there is a statement "Every rectal thermometer made by

Johnson & Johnson is personally tested."



Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times...



"I am so glad I do not work in thermometer quality control at

Johnson & Johnson."



HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THAN YOURS.

I do hate my job at the moment...I'm looking for ways to escape...



Rectal thermometers eh ???

Bugger! i lost the second part of your message before i went to the chemist.

:-3



Does anyone know the easy way to extract a rectal thermometer out of ones arse??:-2

abbey wrote:

Does anyone know the easy way to extract a rectal thermometer out of ones arse??:-2


Eat a good curry and WAIT !

We just got a memo that gives us 2 specific times we are allowed to take a smoke break. Why, as an adult, do people who take too many smoke breaks instead of being productive have to ruin it for those who get our stuff done and still have a minute to puff? Next week we will have to raise our hands to go to the bathroom.

Johnson & Johnson testers do have a rotton job, but there are some that even have it worse off! There are those testers who have to indentify the difference between the rectal thermometer & the oral thermometer that Johnson & Johnson makes. You want to know have they do it,. . . . . . . . . .

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they tell the difference by the taste!!!!:D