Gents conversation - Heart-to-heart between strangers
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:28 am
:wah: Silly sod!
I was in a loo once and there was no tissue, so i asked the person in the next toilet could they pass me some (meaning under the gap)
i could hear her grunting a bit and she sounded like she was having a fight with a lawnmower,
then i was hit on the head by the biggest loo roll you could ever see!
No kidding, it must have measuered a foot across, she had ripped it out of the dispenser.