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I can do astral projection.

I can type well.

I can touch my tongue to my nose. :p

Valerie100 wrote: I can do astral projection.

I can type well.

I can touch my tongue to my nose. :p


Whats astral projection

Valerie100 wrote: I can do astral projection.

I can type well.

I can touch my tongue to my nose. :p


I had to learn not to do astral projection............ I was extremely abused and did astral as a way out -- I had to learn not to escape anytime something went wrong in my life at 15.

Don't f*uck with this unless you have a great sense of self. You MUST know yourself to go there.

i have a built-in no-fail lie/BS detector.

lady cop wrote: i have a built-in no-fail lie/BS detector.


ROFLMAO! You're killin' me LC!!

i can "John Wayne" a hat from across the room. (To throw a hat and make it stick on the hatrack in one try)

Jives wrote: ROFLMAO! You're killing me LC! 'cause you know you're a good man Jives!

I have 3 totally useless skills.

1. I can turn my upper eyelids inside out.

2. I can fit my fist in my mouth. (Small hands; not a large mouth LOL)

3. I can pinch harder with my toes, than most people can with their fingers

I have no clue how I found out I had these totally useless talents.

I can:

1. Touch my thumb to my arm.

2. Wiggle my scalp back and forth

3. Make a clover shape with my tongue.

(I'm a bit flexible.)

I am extremely flexible! Can even do the "chinese splits"!!

I can annoy, irritate, p!ss off and aggravate almost anyone in 3.7 seconds. Working on getting my numbers down to 3.4.

BabyRider wrote: I can annoy, irritate, p!ss off and aggravate almost anyone in 3.7 seconds. Working on getting my numbers down to 3.4.better work harder, you never annoy me. i have been annoyed by experts. :p

lady cop wrote: better work harder, you never annoy me. i have been annoyed by experts. :p
And I've never tried. I'm crazy, not stupid!! :yh_bigsmi

Well the only skill that I have are my magic skills. That's mostly card tricks, not the levitating or sawing a women in half tricks. That's a little beyond me at the moment.

lady cop wrote: i have a built-in no-fail lie/BS detector.


LC you have another ability! You can be very funny! Always put a smile on my face!!! lol thnks

I have many supernatural powers. The stories of my adventures are so amazing, people think I am making things up, so I have to be careful who I open up to. Nobody believes me, yet they flock to the cinema to see the latest installments of my biography. Crazy people.

Accountable wrote: I have many supernatural powers. The stories of my adventures are so amazing, people think I am making things up, so I have to be careful who I open up to. Nobody believes me, yet they flock to the cinema to see the latest installments of my biography. Crazy people.


Hehe maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sure I can hear LC's BS detector going off in the distance. :wah:

...:-2

robinseggs wrote: I am extremely flexible! Can even do the "chinese splits"!!




What is "chinese splits" is it much different to ordinary splits? I feel a fool asking its probably something I should know.



My skills are a bit like BR I can irritate or agravate people, but my best skill is being a dumb blonde when it suits

pina wrote: What is "chinese splits" is it much different to ordinary splits? I feel a fool asking its probably something I should know.





My skills are a bit like BR I can irritate or agravate people, but my best skill is being a dumb blonde when it suits
I'm with you, Pina. Is it anything like banana splits?



One banana, two banana, three banana, four! .....

Apparently this is a definition of a chinese spilt:



A lower body flexibility move that involves bringing the legs straight to the side with both the knees pointed forward or up. much more difficult than the front splits.



Sure sounds painful to me!!

I wont try that one.....too painfull

I'll stick to bananas

some talents i have i really cant post on here......

but..... i was a pretty amazing ballet dancer so im told, such a mistake giving it up, am gonna regret it for a VERY long time

BabyRider wrote: I can annoy, irritate, p!ss off and aggravate almost anyone in 3.7 seconds. Working on getting my numbers down to 3.4.




NOT

A Chinese split is a straddle. I used to do them when I was a teenager, a cheerleader and a gymnist.







Right leg^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Left leg

Note how I show my gentlemanly etiquette by not adding to the diagram. :p

Duly noted

From an earlier thread:



Oh, there's all kinds of unusual things I can do... for starters I'll give

ya just 2: I can hypnotize a chicken. And I can pull a tablecloth out from

underneath a fully set dining room table.



:yh_star :yh_clap



I would like to add: I have the ability to do just about anything on horseback.

Barrels, jumping, English, Western, bareback, and with a rope tied around

their lower jaw!! Why, I can do more things on a horse than BR can do on

her motorcycle!! (Just to heat up the thread a little!!)





HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



;)

Holy cow girl - now mine will be boring.....LOL



I know Sign Language....

I can help with homework, feed, bath, read a story to, and give kisses goodnight to 4 kids......Whoa now that is my biggest cool thing!! LOL

I can still do the splits and do flips on the trampoline!

Sorry it took so long for me to get back to everyone on the splits..... seems you've all learned what it is now!! LOL....I had a feeling some "brave" male might comment, however Accountable kept his composure!!!!!! LOL..... awwww geezz!! ......Lets see.....what else am I really good at....? Uhhh.. well I am a morning person BIG time, so I should say I can REALLY **** off people who don't particularly like "chatty" people in the morning! I am the middle of 3 girls and when growing up all I had to do was look at my 2 sisters at the breakfast table and it was "instant daggers" from them!!!!! LOL