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As soon as I read it, I thought of you. Blondes and football....



Football FINALLY makes sense...

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all

the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I just spat my beer!

:wah: Tears in my eyes how blonde!

abbey wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl I just spat my beer!
Sorry Abbey! Need some glass cleaner for your monitor? :yh_bigsmi

BabyRider wrote: Sorry Abbey! Need some glass cleaner for your monitor? :yh_bigsmiNo just some more beer! :wah:

One blonde yells to another blonde on the opposite side of a river:

"Heellloooo! How do I get to the other side?"

the other blonde answers:

"You are on the other side!"





Two blondes are sitting on a porch in Oklahoma.

One blonde asks the other, "Which do you think is further from here, the Moon or Florida?"

The other blonde says, "Well Duh! Can you see Florida from here?"

HARRUMPH!!!





Just because I HAPPEN to be of the blonde persuasion and have a love

for the game of football does NOT mean... ah, er..... uhhmmm...



Where was I going with this? (Reaches up, scratches top of blonde head)





;)