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A sampling of the best light bulb jokes:

Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Seven. One to change the light bulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to say the closing prayer, and four to bring green Jell-o salads and red punch.

Q. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. We can't know.

Q. How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One to do it, and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they did it first in the 80's.

Q. How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. If the light bulb no longer interferes with the world, why bother interfering with the light bulb?

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In the lead up to Tuesday's US election, here's a belter!!

Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Ten

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either, "for changing the light bulb or for darkness".

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step-ladder, under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished".

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark".

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong". -Voltaire-

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