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Republican or Democrat?



Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question:

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a masked Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes running around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your

family. What do you do?



Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor, or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack me and my family? Could we run away? What does my wife think?

What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Will he get proper legal aid from the ACVLU if he is caught? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior in this young man. This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a reasonable consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (sounds of reloading)

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"



Just to let you know I'm a Southern Republican :rolleyes:

nvalleyvee wrote: Republican or Democrat?



Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question:

How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a masked Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes running around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your

family. What do you do?



Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor, or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack me and my family? Could we run away? What does my wife think?

What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Will he get proper legal aid from the ACVLU if he is caught? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior in this young man. This is all so confusing!! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a reasonable consensus.



Republican's Answer:

BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (sounds of reloading)

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"



Just to let you know I'm a Southern Republican :rolleyes:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Far you better read this and think a certain ex member from the next province over from me ahahahahaha OMG that is so B.C. and I don't mean Turbo either ahahaha

essence of koan (democrat)

Wow...I never knew I was a Southern Republican! Cool!

:yh_clap :yh_clap That's great, NV!!

minks wrote: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Far you better read this and think a certain ex member from the next province over from me ahahahahaha OMG that is so B.C. and I don't mean Turbo either ahahaha

essence of koan (democrat)


:wah: :wah: - on second thought - maybe I'm the daughter - pretty sharp kid there.

Haha that's great!:wah: I guess that makes me a Southern Republican.:yh_worry

Seriously a friend of mine owns a licquor store and he shot a robber.

The guy pushed my friend's wife and pretended to have a gun.

What he had was a garden hose sprayer.

Anyway the DA is actually thinking of pressing charges aginst the store owner.

How messed up is our legal system?

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MagicZ4941A

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG Far you better read this and think a certain ex member from the next province over from me ahahahahaha OMG that is so B.C. and I don't mean Turbo either ahahaha
LOL! Got that right, minksy! I guess I'd be a Southern Republican if I was in the US!