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Some of these are really funny.

http://www.badcookie.com/

Under dearest bad cookie is some funny comments, but also some abusive language. People take these things way too seriously.

"Your heart is impure, and your mind clouded, and your soul evil."

Little ol' me? :wah:

"it may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."



Ouch! :wah:

Accountable wrote: "it may be that your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."



Ouch! :wah:That's tame, look at mine!!:rolleyes:

when you have an open book exam - you forget your book........:-5 unfortunately it is the story of my life :wah:

here's mine

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You are heading for a land of darkness.

I wonder where that is? :-3

pina wrote: You are heading for a land of darkness.



I wonder where that is? :-3Dunno, but steer clear of the Spirit or you may end up in the same place!

pina wrote: You are heading for a land of darkness.



I wonder where that is? :-3
Bed? :yh_sleep

"Depart not from the path fate has assigned you or you will die a horrible death'

Now if I only knew that path... oh well.

I don't like them anymore. During a rather bleak time in life I was out to dinner with my family and we all cracked them open, I like to read mine last. So everyone read theirs and when I opened mine it was empty. It completely freaked me out. It was bad enough I was at the table as the only single person, just going through my separation and blamo an empty fortune cookie. Seriously, I nearly cried.

"Now is not the time to try something new"

Wow...is this a warning to steer clear of the gentlemen that asked me out?

My self proclaimed fortune cookie would say,

have cake and eat it too.

boy is that right! LOL

it figures

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