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Authorities in Iran have ordered a crackdown on curvaceous shop-window mannequins. The shop dummies will also have to wear veils.

A new Police manual says: 'Using unveiled mannequins that reveal their bodies' curves is banned.

The Internet is blamed for fuelling an increase in the number of divorces in the UK and Ireland. Marriage experts said computers were making it much easier for married partners to have affairs. 'Darling, I'm sorry - I am leaving you for a dishy Dell. Ooh' Look at that keyboard! What a turn on!

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