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The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.

A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.

Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates.

Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done.

The great flood would have included a rope swing, girls flashing their wobbly bits, and one helluva concert! :yh_party :guitarist

ah college life ... sigh

minks wrote: ah college life ... sigh


minks wrote: Do ya miss it Minks? I'm loving it.


Can't speak for Minks but I've found that it is actually it is more fun to visit a college campus once your out.

However last time I visited Hank Brown roped me into giving some by offering to match my gift. I had mentioned to him how I had gone on scholarship and would like to eventually return the favor. He offered then to match anything I gave that day up to 1K. Don't recall how much I gave but I was still in my grossly under employed era of my life.

Back to the Bible theme(sp). How come noah didn't go fishing. He only had two worms. Probably previously posted this but it is still a clasic:)

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LottomagicZ4941 wrote: Can't speak for Minks but I've found that it is actually it is more fun to visit a college campus once your out.


I used to say the same thing about high school, but the police told me not to come back any more. :yh_devil