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The Fabric of Our Lives

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:22 am
by polycarp
http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5418

A Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, "What are you going to make?" The UU says, "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband."

The clerk says, "But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown."

The UU says, "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."