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Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:27 pm**

wine her. dine her. tell her you love her. buy her flowers. don't be afraid to hold her hand. listen to her. pay attention to what she says. get to kow her family. learn to enjoy spending time with her family. take her shopping. romance the be-jesus out of her. take her on moonlit walks. be her prince in shining armor. sweep her off her feet. take her breath away. lots of flowers. share your hopes and dreams with her. Cry around her. Kill the bugs.

How to Catch a MAN

1. show up 2 or 3 times a week scantily clad or straight up naked

2. bring hot wings and beer

3. don't block the TV

do you ladies see how amazingly simple we are? so now when you are wondering what it is we are thinking don't over-analize it. Food, Drink, Sex. but not necessarily in that order.

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:57 pm**

Wolverine wrote: Kill the bugs.

As long as he does this one...the rest is a bonus!

It is true, though, Wolverine! I'm beginning to learn this, finally, and much to the fiance's relief!

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:28 pm**

Wolverine wrote: wine her. dine her. tell her you love her. buy her flowers. don't be afraid to hold her hand. listen to her. pay attention to what she says. get to kow her family. learn to enjoy spending time with her family. take her shopping. romance the be-jesus out of her. take her on moonlit walks. be her prince in shining armor. sweep her off her feet. take her breath away. lots of flowers. share your hopes and dreams with her. Cry around her. Kill the bugs.

How to Catch a MAN

1. show up 2 or 3 times a week scantily clad or straight up naked

2. bring hot wings and beer

3. don't block the TV

do you ladies see how amazingly simple we are? so now when you are wondering what it is we are thinking don't over-analize it. Food, Drink, Sex. but not necessarily in that order.

As a woman - I didn't identify with much of the first part of the post - just tell me you love me. I thought the last three items were about how to catch a woman!

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:17 pm**

You all laugh, you scoff, but it be true! Tho I can and do kill my own bugs from necessity. It certainly would not hurt to be the happy recipient of everything on that list. Which would make me want to walk around scantily clad, toting the food and beverage..etc.....

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:17 pm**

Forget any of the "catching" business, just find out if he snores. If he does, drop him like a hot brick. Otherwise your nights will be spent digging him in the ribs and pleading with him to shut up. To which he will respond, of course, by shouting "I wasn't even asleep and so I couldn't have been snoring. (Hell hath no fury like a bloke disturbed from his slumber).

Posted: **Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:25 pm**

OMG! The snoring factor!!! I am so lucky I don't go through that in all my married years. I have come to the conclusion from listening to my friends, many of them, that separate bedrooms are a must. A drag, but a must! A snorer makes the spouse's nightlife absolutely miserable and they spend all their years dealing with it! Hot brick indeed!

Posted: **Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:02 am**

too much beer that will cause snoring sooo it is a catch 22 situation isn't it hehehehe

Posted: **Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:16 pm**

TW2005 wrote: Finally, someone has revealed the secret to keeping us happy. As for what the men need to do for the women, Ladies, pick three from the initial post and thats what you get. If thats not enough, get a masurbatory toy and have fun..... :wah:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl OMG!! I just wet myself. There you go ladies.

Posted: **Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:17 pm**

Wolverine: Depends brand, sir??

Posted: **Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:20 pm**

nvalleyvee wrote: I thought the last three items were about how to catch a woman!
Nvalley... I don't think GOD produces your model any longer. I think it was pulled off the market damn near 15 years ago.

Posted: **Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:21 pm**

nope, any beer will suffice. its the thought that counts. Right??