The FBI
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:49 pm
A GSD responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
"Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict
requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the GSD types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the
obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be
bilingual."
With confidence, the GSD looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
"Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict
requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the GSD types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the
obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be
bilingual."
With confidence, the GSD looks up at him and says, "Meow!"