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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:42 pm
by Mark Aspam
General T. V. Shows was a fine soldier, and it's a shame that he's not running for the GOP nomination instead of Trump.

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:51 pm
by AnneBoleyn
Huh????????

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:43 pm
by Mark Aspam
AnneBoleyn;1499313 wrote: Huh????????I was surfing the Garden and saw that there was a forum dedicated to the General, so I thought I would make a comment.

Sort of like discussing Thomas Alva Edison under Current Events I suppose.

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:52 pm
by Wandrin
I'm still confused.

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:55 pm
by magentaflame
Who's a who what?

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:12 pm
by Mark Aspam
As I type this I'm watching Chelsea Clinton introduce her mom at the convention, and she's being a little long-winded.

There has been so much contention and turmoil regarding the upcoming election, on this forum and elsewhere, that I thought I'd try to lighten things up with a little harmless wordplay.

I don't seem to have succeeded, so I apologize to anyone whom I have confused or mystified.

Hillary is about to take the stage so I'll sign off and check in tomorrow!

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:37 am
by Bruv
Mark Aspam;1499327 wrote: As I type this I'm watching Chelsea Clinton introduce her mom at the convention, and she's being a little long-winded.

There has been so much contention and turmoil regarding the upcoming election, on this forum and elsewhere, that I thought I'd try to lighten things up with a little harmless wordplay.

I don't seem to have succeeded, so I apologize to anyone whom I have confused or mystified.

Hillary is about to take the stage so I'll sign off and check in tomorrow!


A tip Mark, stick a laughy face at the end, they call them smilies, problem solved

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:47 am
by Mark Aspam
Bruv;1499338 wrote: A tip Mark, stick a laughy face at the end, they call them smilies, problem solvedYa know, in all the time I've been on this forum, I can't remember EVER having used a smilie. I've used some similies though. So thanks for the tip!

Anyway, to those who didn't get it, I saw a forum here called "General TV Shows" and thought it might be good for some punnery.

As to Edison=Current, well, I'll let you ponder over that one yourselves.

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:18 am
by minks
rolling eyes and giggling a little behind my hand.

Nice work Mark.

General T.V. is not as good as he once was.

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:53 pm
by Bruv
Mark Aspam;1499339 wrote: Ya know, in all the time I've been on this forum, I can't remember EVER having used a smilie. I've used some similies though. So thanks for the tip!

Anyway, to those who didn't get it, I saw a forum here called "General TV Shows" and thought it might be good for some punnery.

As to Edison=Current, well, I'll let you ponder over that one yourselves.


Me too Mark, only use them very very sparingly........but firstly remember Spot, if I have it right, doesn't like them, and if you sling one in at the end of a rant.......you can get away with virtual murder metaphorically speaking........so there is two good reasons to use them.........:-3.

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:26 pm
by magentaflame
Do you think you could get away with murder if you left a smiley sticker on a body?

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:51 pm
by Mark Aspam
magentaflame;1499374 wrote: Do you think you could get away with murder if you left a smiley sticker on a body?Probably not, but I might be able to if I killed someone softly with my song.

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 5:01 pm
by magentaflame
And set yourself up to ride that highway to hell

Hee hee hee!

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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:18 pm
by magentaflame
Omg ive only just understood your name........clever.

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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:22 am
by FourPart
Could be a plot for the Return of Sherlock Holmes - "The Case Of The Smiley Stickers".

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 7:44 am
by minks
takes the gore factor away a bit doesn't it.

"Jack the Ripper strikes again, guts his victims, but leaves behind a telltale smiley sticker slapped upon their forehead....."

Some times the smiley is a clever disguise for "joking!..... but not really" in my opinion.

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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 9:40 am
by Bruv
I did say "you can get away with virtual murder metaphorically"

Virtual murder and metaphorically, is my get out of jail card.