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i have to give Carla credit for this one! LOL





Female Prayer:



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



Amen.



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Male Prayer:





I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.



Amen.

Oh! That is too much!!





:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.

nvalleyvee wrote: I'm not feeling like bashing tonight. Good joke - just not laughing tonight.Oh I don't think it's really "bashing" now is it?



What's up kiddo are you okay? Wanna talk about it?



Pm me if'n ya want!



:-6

BASHING.. Nah..!! Just funny... :wah: :wah:

nvalleyvee, I hope thing start looking up for you as well..Smile it's good for you..

Funny and cute, LC! See - we men ask for so little! :wah:

Ah, well, they always say you should pray for the absolutely impossible in faith!!!!!

omg :yh_rotfl well that has made my day i thaught that was soo funny :yh_rotfl

Huh? Was someone talking about me?

(Jives raises his hand)

Well, here I am!

Jives wrote: Huh? Was someone talking about me?



(Jives raises his hand)



Well, here I am!


Jives, if you answer to all those things then I think you should come live with me, I've been praying for years for a man like that.

POOR men

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