A light bulb moment!
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 11:39 am
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW
to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've
been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the
chair they dragged in to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE A
FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED
HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What was the question?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW
to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the
dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be
able to
find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've
been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the
chair they dragged in to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE
HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE A
FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY
TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED
HOUSE!
I'm sorry.... What was the question?
