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(Don`t read this if you`re easily offended!)

What`s the difference between a light-bulb and a woman who`s 8 and a half months pregnant?

You can unscrew a lightbulb!!! :wah: :wah: :wah:

A priest is driving home after Sunday sermon. About a mile from the church he is pulled over.

"Im sorry to stop you Padre on Sunday and all, but have you been drinking today?" asks the Officer

"why no, my son," replies the priest.

"Well, Reverend. You were swerving all over the road."

"I only had communion," says the priest.

"I hate to ask, but could you please tell me what is in your bottle there?"

"Why just my water for such a hot day," the priest answers.

"Are you sure?"

"Oh, Hell!!" exclaims the holy man. "That son-of-a-HolySpirit did it again!" :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl