ForumGarden

If you have OCD and are prone to wash your hands a thousand times a day, it's best you not read the article

Face mites live on all adults, study suggests - Technology & Science - CBC News

I might be shaving more often. See if they like drowning in cheap astringent

It's good to know we are never alone...

theia;1464868 wrote: It's good to know we are never alone...


:wah: I'm going to forget I read that article. Hopefully the itching will stop soon!

"Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,

And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum.

And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,

While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on."

Only today, I was thinking to myself how loving rescue Puppy was being. She jumped on my lap and gave me some lovely kisses along with sticking her tongue In my ear.

My husband then Informed me ' You do know she's just been licking the cats s.hit In the garden' ?

The human body is full of symbiotic parasites which do absolutely no harm at all - and are often quite beneficial.

Oscar Namechange;1464886 wrote: Only today, I was thinking to myself how loving rescue Puppy was being. She jumped on my lap and gave me some lovely kisses along with sticking her tongue In my ear.

My husband then Informed me ' You do know she's just been licking the cats s.hit In the garden' ?


She's a selfless little soul, clearly wants to share everything with you

Betty Boop;1464878 wrote: :wah: I'm going to forget I read that article. Hopefully the itching will stop soon!


I didn't read it, just imagined it :sneaky:

theia;1464890 wrote: I didn't read it, just imagined it :sneaky:


I wish I had only imagined too!

You know what though, I actually thought to myself, well if Jackie has read it and made a funny quip about it, it can't be that bad :wah:

That'll teach me then hey!

Betty Boop;1464898 wrote: I wish I had only imagined too!

You know what though, I actually thought to myself, well if Jackie has read it and made a funny quip about it, it can't be that bad :wah:

That'll teach me then hey!


Mmm, that Jackie who has a mild form of OCD and whose mind can imagine horrors that aren't even there? Nah! Wasn't worth the paranoia.

But sorry for misleading you

theia;1464900 wrote: Mmm, that Jackie who has a mild form of OCD and whose mind can imagine horrors that aren't even there? Nah! Wasn't worth the paranoia.

But sorry for misleading you


I've bought a box of Ajax pan scourers

theia;1464900 wrote: Mmm, that Jackie who has a mild form of OCD and whose mind can imagine horrors that aren't even there? Nah! Wasn't worth the paranoia.

But sorry for misleading you


Yes, that Jackie lol, I was mildly surprised you had read it though. Should have guessed you hadn't :wah:



Never mind Ajax, bleach and a scrubbing brush for me Snowfire!

Snowfire;1464902 wrote: I've bought a box of Ajax pan scourers Ajax pan scourers ?

What decade are you living In ? :yh_rotfl

The world has advanced.. you can get anti bacterial sprays and cleaners now you know.

Ajax scourers !!!! What, for your lino flooring and bakalite ash trays :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Oscar Namechange;1464906 wrote: Ajax pan scourers ?

What decade are you living In ? :yh_rotfl

The world has advanced.. you can get anti bacterial sprays and cleaners now you know.

Ajax scourers !!!! What, for your lino flooring and bakalite ash trays :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


Things went down hill when you couldnt buy Vim and they though Cif was the answer instead. Might even give Duraglit a go. That soft fluffy stuff MUST be good for the skin

Oscar Namechange;1464906 wrote: Ajax pan scourers ?

What decade are you living In ? :yh_rotfl

The world has advanced.. you can get anti bacterial sprays and cleaners now you know.

Ajax scourers !!!! What, for your lino flooring and bakalite ash trays :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I'll have you know, Oscar missus, that I nearly bought a tin of Ajax the other day for nostalgia reasons.

Still looking for a tub of pink Gumption...ahhh, the smell, the texture...

theia;1464908 wrote: I'll have you know, Oscar missus, that I nearly bought a tin of Ajax the other day for nostalgia reasons.

Still looking for a tub of pink Gumption...ahhh, the smell, the texture... What do you clean with It ?

It was like sandpaper.

I like Cillet Bang foam spray.

Spray, clear off, have a cigg and cup of tea, then go back and wipe over.

Snowfire;1464907 wrote: Things went down hill when you couldnt buy Vim and they though Cif was the answer instead. Might even give Duraglit a go. That soft fluffy stuff MUST be good for the skin
I couldn't help but think of this when the idea of washing with Vim came up...