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One of my brothers-in-law had to adress an after-dinner speech and as he looked up he couldn`t help but notice 3 rabbis sitting right in the front row.

He tried to start his speech as planned, but he inadvertently said, "My lords, ladies and gentiles!!!!!" :wah: :wah: :wah:

john8pies wrote: One of my brothers-in-law had to adress an after-dinner speech and as he looked up he couldn`t help but notice 3 rabbis sitting right in the front row.

He tried to start his speech as planned, but he inadvertently said, "My lords, ladies and gentiles!!!!!" :wah: :wah: NOOooooo!:wah:

Whew! When I first read that I thought it said, "My Lords, Ladies, and GENITALS!" :-3

My Dad and his brother once were in the same play in high school. They both wanted to be the leading man, but my Dad's brother got the part, my poor father had to be the backstage hand.

sooo...

When his brother had to kiss the leading lady at the end of the play, the curtains were supposed to close on that scene.

My father closed the curtains soooooo slowly that the kiss went on for about five minutes!

Then when my Dad's brother went out on stage to take a bow, as he bowed, my father ripped a piece of heavy canvas in half backstage. It sounded just like he ripped the seat out of his pants! ROFL! :wah:

Great, and I think `my lords, ladies and genitals ` sounds even better!