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I had to take a week off for my wife to have shoulder surgery. (It really sucks to have only one leg, and then to be able to use only one arm...and it's the left one!)

So what have I missed? Any spats, tiffs, funny posts, or bannings? And just who is this "oscar sellotape" person?

It's the same Oscar but with a strip of sellotape a across her mouth. I just wish it had the desired effect

Oscar is my Groupie, she hangs on my every word, she goes through phases,she was Oscar mate a while ago, it is just down to the minor errors she picks up in my posts.

Bruv;1455808 wrote: , it is just down to the minor errors she picks up in my posts. That's an absolute lie.

Oscar Farage;1455816 wrote: That's an absolute lie.


Blimey that's a relief......................she's stalking that poor man Farage now..........................as if he didn't have enough problems already

Sigh.........You're Sooooooooo Handsome Saint_!

AnneBoleyn;1455822 wrote: Sigh.........You're Sooooooooo Handsome Saint_!


Thats Gregory Peck

Saint_;1455800 wrote: I had to take a week off for my wife to have shoulder surgery. (It really sucks to have only one leg, and then to be able to use only one arm...and it's the left one!)

So what have I missed? Any spats, tiffs, funny posts, or bannings? And just who is this "oscar sellotape" person? Sorry to hear about your wife Saint. When my husband broke his arm and shoulder, It was difficult with him having two of each.

What did you miss In the week? Bruv having a hissy after the UK voted In the EU elections and the Far Right won.... shhhh just don't mention Nigel Farage around Bruv.... he still thinks It hasn't happened as Is going to wake from some nightmare.

NO Saint.......some........believe it's the second coming.

An upstart has stolen a few votes on the strength of his man next door approach, so far no great political power has passed to him.

He has ruffled a few feathers thats all.........they will be smoothed by May next year.

Bruv;1455833 wrote: Thats Gregory Peck


Shut up Bruv.

AnneBoleyn;1455840 wrote: Shut up Bruv.


Oh dear sorry............carry on.

Bruv;1455838 wrote: NO Saint.......some........believe it's the second coming.

An upstart has stolen a few votes on the strength of his man next door approach, so far no great political power has passed to him.

He has ruffled a few feathers thats all.........they will be smoothed by May next year.
See what I mean Saint.... can't you just feeeeeel that simmering rage and resentment?

:yh_rotfl

What else happened while you were away?

Snowfire reminded us of his unique pen top collection.

Ummm ummm ummm.... that's about It really.

Oh and The Far Right won the EU elections In the UK :yh_rotfl

same old, same old, really

A whistling woman and a crowing hen are neither fit for God nor men............

who was that directed to?

It's HOT today 107 degrees! so, I'm crabby today....:wah:

and that's about it.

Hope your wife feels better soon.

Patsy

It's freezing here patsy, but 41 C is not pleasant at all.

Sorry to hear about the wifes shoulder Saint.

fuzzywuzzy;1455851 wrote: who was that directed to?


Not you babe........did I just say babe?

I am apologising already.

maybe you had a sonny and cher in your head a the time?

fuzzywuzzy;1455860 wrote: maybe you had a sonny and cher in your head a the time?


Thats it ....yeah

Bruv;1455833 wrote: Thats Gregory Peck


Not anymore. Saint has changed.

along-for-the-ride;1455961 wrote: Not anymore. Saint has changed.


He's only done that so that he can take credit for that post belatedly........he is buff though.

Bruv;1455963 wrote: He's only done that so that he can take credit for that post belatedly........he is buff though.


Thanks for the well wishes gang! My wife is actually a little perky today. she gets her bandages off and she'll be able to take a shower. She's also going to go with me to see the granddaughters and give them about 100 books that I got when they closed our school library and that should make her happier still.

(girl happy = me happy)

Oh and I changed my avatar to my school picture because...well I don't really know why I did that. Maybe I got jealous of Greg...

And yes, you read that right. They closed down my school library and gave away thousands of books to the students and teachers. Didn't even sell them. There's something quite sad about a school without a library, don't you think? (And ours was outstanding.) But I have to admit....none of the kids read anymore. The tests only test for technical reading and anything they need they look up on the internet.

It's depressing to me to think that none of my students will ever read Heinlein, Asimov, or any of a hundred books that made me what I am today...... *sniff*

Well hi there Handsome

Saint_;1455967 wrote: Thanks for the well wishes gang! My wife is actually a little perky today. she gets her bandages off and she'll be able to take a shower. She's also going to go with me to see the granddaughters and give them about 100 books that I got when they closed our school library and that should make her happier still.

(girl happy = me happy)

Oh and I changed my avatar to my school picture because...well I don't really know why I did that. Maybe I got jealous of Greg...

And yes, you read that right. They closed down my school library and gave away thousands of books to the students and teachers. Didn't even sell them. There's something quite sad about a school without a library, don't you think? (And ours was outstanding.) But I have to admit....none of the kids read anymore. The tests only test for technical reading and anything they need they look up on the internet.

It's depressing to me to think that none of my students will ever read Heinlein, Asimov, or any of a hundred books that made me what I am today...... *sniff*


I don't understand....how do you have a school without a library? what will they replace it with? Federal library cards and passwords through the internet?

You're still ruggedly handsome Saint_ :-4