What Makes Art Valuable?
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:22 am
I am in the game so allow me to answer my own question. In doing so I am probably going to have to go into a witness protection program, but anyway ...
These paintings are worth a gazillion million ... So what makes art valuable? Listen up and I will explain ...
This is a Claude Monet ...
This is a Vincent van Gogh.
This is a Claude Monet ...
This is another van Gogh ...
Now ... I am the CEO of a world famous Art & Antique Auction Company ...
I suddenly "discover" a Japanese/Chinese/African/Peruvian artist who is the next best thing since sliced bread.
So heres what I do.
I get him to paint four or five paintings. I send out invitations to the rich & famous to attend the Auction of the decade! I introduce him to the
Glitterati and my Spin Doctor works overtime.
Come the Auction I have a well heeled Sheik or two in the room and one or two “mysterious” buyers on the telephone. The painting comes up for auction and after much theatricals is sold to a “phantom” buyer for five million dollars/Euros/pounds whatever.
Of course the “phantom” buyer is exactly that … a phantom who does not exist. The media of course begin a feeding frenzy and the buyer is later reluctantly revealed as an agent for a wealthy Middle Eastern art lover! Give me a break!
There is no buyer and the so called wealthy Middle Eastern art lover does not exist. But you and I and John Public don’t know that and we are seduced into believing that Charles Brown’s paintings are worth a gazillion gazillion.
And six months later when another one of his works come up for auction, the suckers with more money than brains all want to own one and they pay lots of lolly for it.
Sigh …
These paintings are worth a gazillion million ... So what makes art valuable? Listen up and I will explain ...
This is a Claude Monet ...
This is a Vincent van Gogh.
This is a Claude Monet ...
This is another van Gogh ...
Now ... I am the CEO of a world famous Art & Antique Auction Company ...
I suddenly "discover" a Japanese/Chinese/African/Peruvian artist who is the next best thing since sliced bread.
So heres what I do.
I get him to paint four or five paintings. I send out invitations to the rich & famous to attend the Auction of the decade! I introduce him to the
Glitterati and my Spin Doctor works overtime.
Come the Auction I have a well heeled Sheik or two in the room and one or two “mysterious” buyers on the telephone. The painting comes up for auction and after much theatricals is sold to a “phantom” buyer for five million dollars/Euros/pounds whatever.
Of course the “phantom” buyer is exactly that … a phantom who does not exist. The media of course begin a feeding frenzy and the buyer is later reluctantly revealed as an agent for a wealthy Middle Eastern art lover! Give me a break!
There is no buyer and the so called wealthy Middle Eastern art lover does not exist. But you and I and John Public don’t know that and we are seduced into believing that Charles Brown’s paintings are worth a gazillion gazillion.
And six months later when another one of his works come up for auction, the suckers with more money than brains all want to own one and they pay lots of lolly for it.
Sigh …