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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:30 pm
by Oscar Namechange
Devizes man admits sex with goat (From The Wiltshire Gazette and Herald)

One can only ask why?

One's a long-haired smelly animal and the other Is a Goat.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 12:47 pm
by tude dog
What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:01 pm
by Oscar Namechange
tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.


Are you Kidding ?

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:07 pm
by YZGI
oscar;1433846 wrote: Are you Kidding ?


Lord I hope so..

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:08 pm
by Bruv
tude dog wont be dog sitting my dog......................even if I had one.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:31 pm
by AnneBoleyn
Tude lives in the land where men are men & goats are nervous.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:11 pm
by tude dog
Thank ya all for your thoughtful comments.

Why is it the concern of others who we have sex with? Who is harmed?

I don't keep up with such things, but heard of man having sex with horse, me thinks in Washington State, totally legal. Horse owner wasn't happy, but never heard from the horse.

It is my understanding that laws against bestiality are not everywhere in the U.S.

Think about it.

What is the rational to outlaw bestiality?

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:32 pm
by Oscar Namechange
You would not force yourself upon a human being without consent. The animal has not given consent.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:47 pm
by Betty Boop
AnneBoleyn;1433852 wrote: Tude lives in the land where men are men & goats are nervous.


:wah::wah:

Poor guy obviously needs therapy.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:25 pm
by Snooz
tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.


The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?

Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:44 pm
by Oscar Namechange
SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?

Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.


I read about him.

11 Unbelievably Insane Deaths During Sex - 11 Points

This one Is better

Spanish perv dies having sex with a chicken | My[confined]Space

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:46 pm
by tude dog
SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: The article didn't say if it was a female goat or not. What if he had anal sex with a male goat, would that bother you at all?


:thinking:

Well, NO

not me

SnoozeAgain;1433888 wrote: Also, the guy that had sex with horses in Washington State died from a perforated colon. Barnyard sex isn't all fun and games, you know.


Just the first story which came to mind . There are others.

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Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:16 pm
by Snooz
oscar;1433891 wrote: I read about him.

11 Unbelievably Insane Deaths During Sex - 11 Points

This one Is better

Spanish perv dies having sex with a chicken | My[confined]Space


Poor chicken. It probably wouldn't have survived the sex anyway unless he had an incredibly small penis.

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:06 am
by YZGI
SnoozeAgain;1433896 wrote: Poor chicken. It probably wouldn't have survived the sex anyway unless he had an incredibly small penis.


That would be a chick dick. he he

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:18 am
by LarsMac
tude dog;1433845 wrote: What is all the fuss about?

Was the goat harmed? Did she resist?

So now she isn't a virgin, does that devalue the animal?

Another victimless crime.

For one, I am not someone to judge another's foreplay.


Did the goat consent?

If not, it was hardly a victim-less crime.

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:43 am
by Snooz
YZGI;1433933 wrote: That would be a chick dick. he he


A clitoris?

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:19 am
by Oscar Namechange
SnoozeAgain;1433936 wrote: A clitoris? Several male members now google ' clitoris'.

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:30 am
by Bruv
oscar;1433942 wrote: Several male members now google ' clitoris'.


It's Greek Island smart arse

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:37 am
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1433945 wrote: It's Greek Island smart arse Your confusing that with the Isle of Sphinter

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:19 pm
by Snooz
oscar;1433942 wrote: Several male members now google ' clitoris'.


And that's probably the only thing they'll ever do with one.

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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:46 pm
by Oscar Namechange
SnoozeAgain;1433959 wrote: And that's probably the only thing they'll ever do with one. Bruv's still trying to find one.

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:25 am
by Bruv
I picked up loads off the beach in Lesbos.........if you need a new one let me know.................some are past their best..........but aren't we all ?

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:47 am
by Snooz
Do you keep them in a jar on your mantle?

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:40 am
by Bruv
SnoozeAgain;1434019 wrote: Do you keep them in a jar on your mantle?
Who's being silly now?

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:51 am
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1434064 wrote: Who's being silly now?
If you came home with Clitoris's after visiting the Isle of Lesbos, I dread to think what you brought back from the Scilly Isles or the Isle of Dogs.

Yes America, we really do have an Isle of dogs...

Isle of Dogs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:55 am
by Snooz
I'd like to visit the Isle of Man.

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:10 am
by Oscar Namechange
SnoozeAgain;1434069 wrote: I'd like to visit the Isle of Man.


:yh_rotfl

I've been there... It's s.hit.

That's where Manx cats originate from.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx_(cat)

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:15 am
by Oscar Namechange
Wonder what Bruv came back with after visiting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat_Island_(Port_Jackson)

Does Bruv live In Devices, Wiltshire?

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:44 am
by Bruv
We have an Isle of Dogs that isn't an island, and an Isle of Thanet that isn't an island.......................and much of the British Isles isn't British.

(On an Oscar theme)

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Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:23 am
by Oscar Namechange
Bruv;1434080 wrote: We have an Isle of Dogs that isn't an island, and an Isle of Thanet that isn't an island.......................and much of the British Isles isn't British.

(On an Oscar theme)


You won’t catch me buying Evian, I’m not stupid, It’s naive backwards. I buy the slightly cheaper version from the Greek Island of Tnucyllis Instead,