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1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

3. Oh, this diamond is way to big!

4. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

6. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

7. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.

8. Hey Hon, pull my finger!

9. I'll serve you & your Friends finger snacks at your Poker game.

10. Go ahead you go fishing, I'll clean out the Garage.

CAN YOU ADD TO THE LIST?

If Only:D

Guess I'm not like most women.

1. What do you mean today's our anniversary? I rarely remember dates.

2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. I'd rather be on the net.

3. Oh, this diamond is way to big! I hate diamonds

4. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends' Has happened

5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? I'm really skinny

6. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. Ok. I do like directions

7. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress. Hate spending more than something is worth.

8. Hey Hon, pull my finger! Ok. Again. Don't do this. But I'll make up songs about it.

9. I'll serve you & your Friends finger snacks at your Poker game. I'll beat your pants off at poker and you can serve me when you lose.

10. Go ahead you go fishing, I'll clean out the Garage. I only clean when I'm alone.

I would say the list pretty much covers it..

Apparently we could add "Would you mind if I give you a **** ***?" :wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Koan - u crack me up!!!!!!!

"Honey, do you think Derek Jeter is over-rated and over-paid because of his on base percentage and his lack of execution with runners in scoring position and less than 2 outs?"

"Of course you can watch the soccer on TV - it`s only a royal wedding on the other side"

"No, go out with your mates and have a few beers, I`ll change the spark plugs myself"

"I`ve said so much on housekeeping this week that you can have some for a bet!"

cars wrote: 1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

3. Oh, this diamond is way to big!

4. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

5. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

6. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

7. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.

8. Hey Hon, pull my finger!

9. I'll serve you & your Friends finger snacks at your Poker game.

10. Go ahead you go fishing, I'll clean out the Garage.

CAN YOU ADD TO THE LIST?


It's OK I have far to many shoes as it is.

Go shopping? Sorry I am just to tired.

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.

Hey, get a whiff of that one.

I'm wrong, you must be right again.

"I don't think we need a telephone - I never use it anyway!"

OK you can have the "LAST WORD"!!!

No -No I will mow the yard while you watch the race honey........

i'm sorry sweetheart i was wrong

You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.



That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?



The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.



While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still recover.



Bar food again?? Kick ass!



I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.



That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.



I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.



I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day !



Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.



It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.



Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!



I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.



Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.



You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly.



You are so much smarter than my father.



If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sports Center.

i love my man so much.....i will never say anything to hurt him. every minute we have together is precious. i will say honey come to bed and let me heal you.

lady cop wrote: i love my man so much.....i will never say anything to hurt him. every minute we have together is precious. i will say honey come to bed and let me heal you.
queue Marvin Gaye!!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Honey, you did a great job BBQing!!!