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1. Here honey, you use the remote.

2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

3. Oh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

4. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

5. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

6. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch SEX in the City.

7. Hey Hon, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

8. We never talk anymore.

9. I'll take the kids to Dance class Hon.

10. Forget Fishing or Golfing, lets go out to a romantic dinner.

CAN YOU ADD TO THE LIST????

11. Honey I think I better stop and get directions, so we can get there, you know me can't find my way any where. :driving:

12. "Ahhh forget the Superbowl guys, lets help this old chubby lady with her flat tire."

"No, there`s only 5 minutes left of this game, then of course you can watch your serial"

"Your parents are coming here for a 6 month stay? How wonderful!"

"Of course I`d rather go to the supermarket with you than play cards with my mates"

My favorite coffee mug says

"Three things real men can't say, I'm wrong, I'm lost, I can't fix it"