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Blame it on the Yanks
Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 7:29 am
by capt_buzzard
A Russian village was left baffled yesterday after its lake disappeared overnight.
Local TV showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in the summer sun.
Officials in Nizhegorodskaya, on the Volga river east of Moscow,said water might have been sucked down into an underground water-course system,but some had more sinister explanations.
''America has finally got to us'', said a local woman.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 9:56 am
by Wolverine
yeah, we are SOOOO bored with nothing else to do here in the States, that we devised a way to steal a Russian lake. Why not? The whole Afgan/Iraq war was just a smoke screen for our more sinister plan. Buwa-hahahahaha
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:04 am
by Wolverine
HEY! you stole a whole lake?? and didn't even offer to share?!? That is just plain rude.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:37 am
by Clint
I think they should be looking for where things are the greenest….like Ireland. Has anyone checked Captain Buzzard's alibi? :sneaky:
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:30 pm
by john8pies
America is to blame for everything, and I know that for a fact because all the lunatics in the world told me so...................!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 4:33 pm
by capt_buzzard
john8pies wrote: America is to blame for everything, and I know that for a fact because all the lunatics in the world told me so...................!In the UK, they blame it on the Irish.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:09 pm
by koan
Whatever happened to blaming it on the aliens?
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:10 pm
by koan
Oh, I forgot G. Bush is a lizard.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 9:42 am
by capt_buzzard
skittles2004 wrote: No i blame it on the rubber duckies now!Blame it on JESUS or Mahammod
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:02 am
by capt_buzzard
skittles2004 wrote: Whose muhammad!or Mahammad, mohammad whichever
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:42 am
by Jives
Hey! Isn't David813 over there right now? And in about that area? Hmmm....naaaah probably just a coincidence.
Ummm...whose car keys are these?
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:31 pm
by capt_buzzard
Over there, Over Here.