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Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:21 am
by rajakrsna
They say you are what you eat. If you are gluttonous then you are a pig. Because a pig devours anything when its hungry whatever is placed before the animal. So we coin an empty can or box with a small slit allowing only entry of coins, " small & big ones, " inside we call the PIGGY BANK." Literally, a swine is a virtual piggy bank simply because the poor animal does not know he was sold after being well-fed for several weeks to a butcher who owns a restaurant.
Be careful what you name for yourselves. For the name you have given on this forum might boomerang on you. If ever the screen name you desired do come true.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:47 am
by rajakrsna
Take for example. Oscar. I thought Oscar was a guy? Or Spot. I thought Spot was a dog. Ahso! Well, Ahso means is that so? or Snyder. Snyder to me is a German Nazi or that guy who starred in the movie Jaws. Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago. Fuzzy Wuzzy is a bear. Vrndavan das is a servant of
Vrndavan. Jones jones is juju. LittleCjelkton to me is all bones no meat. Tabby is chubby the cat. TruthBringer I hope don`t lie. Infinite stop is a shop in the middle of nowhere. Accountable is Count Drakul. Snooze Again is a Fire Truck.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:07 am
by rajakrsna
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."
- William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet)
Question: What if there are two roses?
Answer: It`s called Virose ( please forgive me for the pun).
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:28 am
by Ahso!
I can't say TruthBringer lies, but I think it's safe to say he's full of sh!t.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:29 am
by Oscar Namechange
Ahso!;1389066 wrote: I can't say TruthBringer lies, but I think it's safe to say he's full of sh!t. No more than the Joker who believes chanting cures cancer.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:04 am
by AnneBoleyn
??Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago.??
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:29 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
Yeah that threw me too. Obvoiusly doesn't know his british history. And I've owned pigs, they can be very fussy eaters. but I do hear they take care of unwanted bodies ...(take heed) And no fuzzywuzzy isn't a bear ..he was my lovely blue budgie.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:36 pm
by littleCJelkton
rajakrsna;1389034 wrote: Take for example. Oscar. I thought Oscar was a guy? Or Spot. I thought Spot was a dog. Ahso! Well, Ahso means is that so? or Snyder. Snyder to me is a German Nazi or that guy who starred in the movie Jaws. Anne Bolyne. I remember the movie Doctor Zhivago. Fuzzy Wuzzy is a bear. Vrndavan das is a servant of
Vrndavan. Jones jones is juju. LittleCjelkton to me is all bones no meat. Tabby is chubby the cat. TruthBringer I hope don`t lie. Infinite stop is a shop in the middle of nowhere. Accountable is Count Drakul. Snooze Again is a Fire Truck.
Uh Oh he resorted to name calling we better all shudder in terror and convert now! He has to resort to more childish means to make us feel bad about ourselves so we will believe what he says.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:03 pm
by Oscar Namechange
littleCJelkton;1389152 wrote: Uh Oh he resorted to name calling we better all shudder in terror and convert now! He has to resort to more childish means to make us feel bad about ourselves so we will believe what he says. Perhaps he's on a mission..... In which case he's on a lost cause here... now... who want's a bacon sandwich ?
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:11 pm
by Ahso!
Raj is having fun. He's a nice guy.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:38 pm
by littleCJelkton
oscar;1389156 wrote: Perhaps he's on a mission..... In which case he's on a lost cause here... now... who want's a bacon sandwich ?
sounds good can I put more than bacon on It?
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:46 pm
by rajakrsna
littleCJelkton;1389168 wrote: sounds good can I put more than bacon on It?
Mayonnaise, perhaps? ( smiling )
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:47 pm
by Oscar Namechange
littleCJelkton;1389168 wrote: sounds good can I put more than bacon on It? Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:48 pm
by rajakrsna
oscar;1389172 wrote: Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?
Yucks, I don`t like ketchup. It`s too bloody. I`d settle for a mustard on top a double bacon.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:49 pm
by littleCJelkton
oscar;1389172 wrote: Double bacon, cheese and Ketchup ?
I will substitute ketchup with a slice of a fresh garden tomato
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:51 pm
by littleCJelkton
of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:52 pm
by rajakrsna
littleCJelkton;1389177 wrote: of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream
Double yucks!!! That`s horrible!
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:05 pm
by Snooz
I don't mind being a fire truck.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:12 pm
by Oscar Namechange
littleCJelkton;1389177 wrote: of course we could do the denny's thing and put maple syrup on top of waffles on top of bacon on top of syrup on top of waffles on top of syrup on top of ice cream
Why not ? I baste Gammon or bacon joints with honey during roasting...
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:13 pm
by Oscar Namechange
SnoozeAgain;1389182 wrote: I don't mind being a fire truck. I mind being a man
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:14 pm
by rajakrsna
SnoozeAgain;1389182 wrote: I don't mind being a fire truck.
You could change those tentacles to fire hoses.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:17 pm
by Oscar Namechange
rajakrsna;1389189 wrote: You could change those tentacles to fire hoses. I really must change my spectacles... I thought I read ' testicals' and I guffawed over my laptop.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:37 pm
by rajakrsna
oscar;1389191 wrote: I really must change my spectacles... I thought I read ' testicals' and I guffawed over my laptop.
You killed me there! ( laughing)
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:53 am
by LarsMac
Back to the bacon sandwich.
I will have mine with tomato and cheddar.
grilled. on rye.
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:52 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
Is this a toasted bacon sandwhich?
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:53 pm
by LarsMac
I tried making a toasted bacon sandwich, once.
The grease ruined my toaster.
Huh? Is that your name?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:31 pm
by fuzzywuzzy
Ya goose !!! Dont you have a sandwhich maker? Anyway if it's toasted I'll have one too thanks.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:01 am
by littleCJelkton
I found a great snippet from a 90's show explaining what happen to Fuzzy Wuzzy
fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, so he changed his name to Ed Ashner.
- Dot Warner From Animaniacs
Ed Ashner
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:43 am
by rajakrsna
The Original Fuzzy Wuzzy Rhyme
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Funny Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy the hairless bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was fully bare.
Not so fuzzy, Wuzzy thought,
looking funny was Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Kinda Fuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was kinda Fuzzy,
a bear with little hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy a little muzzy
learned he should not care.
Fuzzy Wuzzy, cute and cuddly,
barely bare had clothes to wear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Not So Fuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy the cuddly bear,
was not so very fuzzy.
Other bears that had their hair,
would wear a glaring stare,
Fuzzy learned the names to bare;
dare other bears, call Fuzzy.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Special Bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy was aware,
a different bear he was.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was so rare,
other bears would pause.
Fuzzy Wuzzy a special bear,
Kinda loved applause
Fuzzy Wuzzy Bizzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was always bizzy,
bizzy, busy, Fuzzy was
Fuzzy Wuzzy in such a tizzy,
got so dizzy being bizzy.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Choosy
Fuzzy Wuzzy was not so choosy,
Fuzzy could not, would not choose,
between both doozies, Lucy and Suzy
as both were pretty and newsy.
Fuzzy Wuzzy’s Buddy
Fuzzy Wuzzy had a buddy,
with Buddy, Fuzzy would study.
At muddy bank of the ruddy river,
was Fuzzy and Buddy’s nature study.
Fuzzy Wuzzy, Fuddy Duddy
Fuzzy Wuzzy and Fuddy Duddy,
Fuddy, not Wuzzy, was so cruddy.
Wuzzy tried to funny Fuddy,
but cruddy Duddy would not funny.
Fuzzy Wuzzy at the Fair
Fuzzy Wuzzy got real woozy,
spinning around and around.
Farris wheel at the fair,
circles Fuzzy through the air.
Fuzzy Wuzzy in Jacuzzi
Fuzzy Wuzzy felt so loosey
sat Fuzzy Wuzzy in Jacuzzi
Fuzzy Wuzzy had two doozies,
with Lucy and Suzy in Jacuzzi.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Shared
Fuzzy Wuzzy though was bare,
a considerate bear he was.
Fuzzy Wuzzy a very rare bear,
with other bears would share.
by Roger W Hancock
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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear - A Place for Paramahansa Yogananda Devotees