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I need help writing a satire
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 4:38 pm
by helpneeded
Can you guys give me some examples of a one paragraph satire - about anything? (And nothing too fancy please
)
Thanks in advance
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:18 pm
by jones jones
helpneeded;1371130 wrote: Can you guys give me some examples of a one paragraph satire - about anything? (And nothing too fancy please
)
Thanks in advance
You joined FG just to get help with your homework? Jeeze! :wah:
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:01 pm
by koan
A paragraph of satire equals $625 of script fees for a web series. Sorry. If you have a set up I might chip in some advice.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:05 am
by jones jones
What the hell! Okay, you coulda Googled you know. I did on your behalf and found a gazillion examples in a few minutes.
Why Are The Homeless Unemployed?
Most homeless people spend their days hunting through trash cans and dumpsters for a piece of sustenance or at least something of value. If they're not doing that, they're begging for spare change on street corners. Eventually, one would think that they should be able to afford a couple of respectable suits or other outfits to wear while applying for a job. Keeping these articles of clothing clean would be difficult, but manageable. If you can't afford a coin operated laundromat (I'm sure there'd be plenty of left over change from begging), just find some large, clean puddle of water in the street to wash things in.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:09 pm
by spot
jones jones;1371256 wrote: I did on your behalf and found a gazillion examples in a few minutes.
I think you should have waited until the homework deadline was passed.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:15 pm
by jones jones
spot;1371291 wrote: I think you should have waited until the homework deadline was passed.
I guess. But I felt sorry for the person.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:18 pm
by spot
jones jones;1371293 wrote: I guess. But I felt sorry for the person.
That, then, was the mistake. Recognising it now might help you avoid it in future.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:25 pm
by jones jones
spot;1371295 wrote: That, then, was the mistake. Recognising it now might help you avoid it in future.
Yes Headmaster. I promise I shall try to do better in future.
I need help writing a satire
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:59 pm
by spot
jones jones;1371296 wrote: Yes Headmaster. I promise I shall try to do better in future.
I didn't get where I am today without waiting for deadlines to pass before helping anyone.