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A sunday school teacher was testing children in a Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the Concept of getting into heaven.

She asked them, "If I sold my house and my Car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my

Money to the church, would that get me Into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed The garden and kept everything tidy, would That get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now she was starting to smile. "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and

Gave sweeties to all the children, and Loved my husband, would that get me

Into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

By this time she was just bursting with pride for them.

She continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv goat tae be f’n deid"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yer eye...

As funny as that is I fear it may be lost on a few people here :wah:

Snowfire;1354756 wrote: As funny as that is I fear it may be lost on a few people here :wah:


Creased me :yh_rotfl

good one!:yh_rotfl

Snowfire;1354756 wrote: As funny as that is I fear it may be lost on a few people here :wah:


What lost in translation? or the eleventh commandment - thou shalt not laugh for getting in to heaven is a serious business.

Dear God,

All I ask for in 2011 is a big, fat bank account and a slim body…

please don’t mix these up like you did last year.

Amen.