They did, and stored the old one in the attic. One night while they were lying in bed , the weight of the old throne proved too much for the attic floor and the throne came crashing down, killing them both.........
you see........people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ....what?
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Three squaws prepared for the birth of a baby. The first squaw spread a bear hide near a pine grove; the second squaw carefully laid a moose hide in the shade of a large oak tree; the third squaw spread a hippopotamus hide beside a rippling brook. The three women gave birth on the same day.
The squaw on the bear hide had a son, as did the squaw on the moose hide, but the third squaw gave birth to twin sons.
To this day, mathematicians give credit to these three women for the first known proof of the Pythagorean Theorem: The sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the two adjacent hides.
A guy had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
His feelings for her grew and soon it became obvious that she was interested in him.
But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. Many times he tried to tell Lorraine but couldn't do it.
One day as they were walking by the river Lorraine slipped, fell in and drowned.
He stopped for a moment then ran off smiling and singing............"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone.
ok ok, I've gone.
