I was in this restaurant.
Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:56 pm
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I was in my favourite restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my controlled explosions with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. Then, as I finished my coffee and looked around for the waitress, I noticed everybody was staring at me.
Oh, I thought, I must be looking good today. So that made me feel much better also.
Then it dawned on me¦.. Aaaaaargh¦¦.the music was coming from my iPod.
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I was in my favourite restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass wind.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my controlled explosions with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better. Then, as I finished my coffee and looked around for the waitress, I noticed everybody was staring at me.
Oh, I thought, I must be looking good today. So that made me feel much better also.
Then it dawned on me¦.. Aaaaaargh¦¦.the music was coming from my iPod.