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No No No...How many times do I have to tell you.

Don't do your poo's in my garden

The kitty should stop monkeying around.

And that monkey looks a little catty.

:sneaky: :-5

I did tell you to mind the glass !!!

Male or Female and can I shag It? I will just check !!!

Note to zoo keeper.... Look when I asked for a carry Out, I actually meant....

binbag;1336749 wrote:

No No No...How many times do I have to tell you.

Don't do your poo's in my garden

"I swear to God!, I've no one's tongue!"

binbag;1336749 wrote:

No No No...How many times do I have to tell you.

Don't do your poo's in my garden




The dingo's got my baby!:yh_rotfl

Seinfeld.

Odie;1336774 wrote: The dingo's got my baby!:yh_rotfl

Seinfeld.


That was funny!!!!!





Ummm A prehistoric David Attenborough coming across a new species.

"Now watch what this amazing animal does when I pick it up.................Now watch what happens when I poke it like this."

fuzzywuzzy;1336813 wrote: That was funny!!!!!








remember the episode when Jerry spent the night at Kramers because of the flashing red chicken sign above the restaurant?

oh I'm stressed!:yh_rotfl

"Now, my darling blushing bride, all we need do is find a thresh-hold over which I will carry you."

I think the boxer's saying to the labrador

"What bright spark in the council came up with the Penny a Pee Policy?"

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Well this is typical, of course, 20 of us and only one damn tree !

G#Gill;1344623 wrote: [QUOTE=binbag;1343757][center]





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I know there have to be cutbacks but this is ridiculous.

or

Gordon Brown memorial tree a great success with the country set.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

The smaller monkey's guffawing with laughing and saying "and Romeo here thinks he's in with a chance".

Gee, I've never gotten a similar reaction whenever I've tried that. Perhaps I've just never met the right girl?

On a serious note: when I look at that photo, I see similarities to what we call mental disorders on the faces of the primates. The small one makes me think of a person with Down Syndrome and the larger one reminds me of a Autistic person. Perhaps thats because I see people like that often since 2 of my kids are intimately involved with such people and they bring them to the house to visit occasionally, or maybe it also has something to do with how the monkeys are dressed.

Ahso!;1346590 wrote: Gee, I've never gotten a similar reaction whenever I've tried that. Perhaps I've just never met the right girl?

On a serious note: when I look at that photo, I see similarities to what we call mental disorders on the faces of the primates. The small one makes me think of a person with Down Syndrome and the larger one reminds me of a Autistic person. Perhaps thats because I see people like that often since 2 of my kids are intimately involved with such people and they bring them to the house to visit occasionally, or maybe it also has something to do with how the monkeys are dressed.Yes, I get your connection with Autism Ahso.

Now it's your turn get pierced in the rump.

This photo thread just gave me the laughs. I can't even think of an appropriate caption, since the pictures already speak for themselves. Love the picture with the dogs in line. Thanks for sharing!

Bulls eye

Say Cheese

binbag;1336749 wrote:




"What the hell is it with these primates? --- It's dogs what like to be cuddled - not us cats!" :mad::mad:

binbag;1336749 wrote:


I told you, I'm a MOGGY, not MOWGLI.

binbag;1343757 wrote:






"Hey you over there, Sonny Jim! Has it never occured to you why this called a Line Dance?"

"Now, if sister Mary would kindly move a bit more to the left we can get this conversion under way before the day is done!"

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binbag;1347294 wrote:


"Thanks anyway Ferdinand, but she's not over here either."

You're right, the older the bull, the stiffer the horn :wah:

Would it be alright if "happy" John lines up in front of me next time?

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I'll desist from the 'Adult' caption I had in mind.

"I said we shouldn't try doing the conga in that pokey flat of yours."

FourPart;1469851 wrote: I'll desist from the 'Adult' caption I had in mind.




Come on. Just long enough for me to see it!

High Threshold;1469855 wrote: Come on. Just long enough for me to see it!
Here's a clue. Look up 'Merry' Christmas on Thesaurus.com.

Isn't that more or less wat I was getting at with my first caption?

High Threshold;1469859 wrote: Isn't that more or less wat I was getting at with my first caption?
Was it? That's not how I read it.

That's what comes of having such an innocent mind (cough).

FourPart;1469869 wrote: Was it? That's not how I read it.

That's what comes of having such an innocent mind (cough).


Yes, I know, dear... :yh_angel

I can't reproduce the pics, so there's no point me putting in a caption !

Gill was just 17,

You know what I mean,

And the way she looked was way beyond compare!

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High Threshold;1469890 wrote: Gill was just 17,

You know what I mean,

And the way she looked was way beyond compare!


Who's been at my profile ?

Actually, HT, I was around 29 in that pic ! The Beatles brought out that song years before this pic was taken ! But you could be right about the last line ! :yh_rotfl

It will be interesting what captions appear under this pic. :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1469912 wrote: Who's been at my profile ?

Actually, HT, I was around 29 in that pic ! The Beatles brought out that song years before this pic was taken ! But you could be right about the last line ! :yh_rotfl

It will be interesting what captions appear under this pic. :yh_rotfl


You are a gem, Gilly.

29 or not, you looked 17. I doubt anyone would dare add a caption. Too risky!

I am surprised you made no mention of “the other thing” in the photo. I was worried that would have made you cross with me. Still, if you didn't notice then I guess there's no harm done.

High Threshold;1469930 wrote: You are a gem, Gilly.

29 or not, you looked 17. I doubt anyone would dare add a caption. Too risky!

I am surprised you made no mention of “the other thing” in the photo. I was worried that would have made you cross with me. Still, if you didn't notice then I guess there's no harm done.


HT I don't know what you mean ! What "Other thing" should I have noticed in the photo ? I don't suppose for one moment I would be cross with you at any time, certainly not when you are saying such nice things to me !

G#Gill;1469943 wrote: HT I don't know what you mean ! What "Other thing" should I have noticed in the photo ? I don't suppose for one moment I would be cross with you at any time !


You didn't notice? My goodness, I must be good! :wah: Click on the "thumb nail" and take another look.

High Threshold;1469945 wrote: You didn't notice? My goodness, I must be good! :wah: Click on the "thumb nail" and take another look.


HT ! You are very naughty ! That was quite well done though. For other folks' the name of my band which is on the bass drum, should be "SOUNDS FREE" not Sound Spree ! :yh_rotfl Actually that could be quite a good name for a group/band, couldn't it? Not sure how you managed to doctor that name, you've obviously moved the S from the end of Sounds and you have had to remove the F , install a P and centred the complete title ! You must have a program that can do that ! Crafty little bugger ! :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1469960 wrote: HT ! You are very naughty ! That was quite well done though. For other folks' the name of my band which is on the bass drum, should be "SOUNDS FREE" not Sound Spree ! :yh_rotfl Actually that could be quite a good name for a group/band, couldn't it? Not sure how you managed to doctor that name, you've obviously moved the S from the end of Sounds and you have had to remove the F , install a P and centred the complete title ! You must have a program that can do that ! Crafty little bugger ! :yh_rotfl


Exactly. I shifted the “S” down. Tossed the “F”. Then copied the “R” and by removing the “cocked leg”, converting it into a “P”. Jocky'd them all up for space and centred the whole thing. I used the standard Adobe Photo Shop. I agree, “Sound Spree” ain't bad! Maybe next time?

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Exactly. I shifted the “S” down. Tossed the “F”. Then copied the “R” and by removing the “cocked leg”, converting it into a “P”. Jocky'd them all up for space and centred the whole thing. I used the standard Adobe Photo Shop. I agree, “Sound Spree” ain't bad! Maybe next time?



I'm flattered that you felt you wanted to do that, and take the time to do that ! Thank you HT !

G#Gill;1469970 wrote: I'm flattered that you felt you wanted to do that, and take the time to do that ! Thank you HT !


Never mind flattered. You know very well that I'm smitten ever since I imagined you singing “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face”. Sigh ….....

Anyway, I am pleased that you are.

Can we attach MP3s here?

Don't think so.

EDIT: Ooooops! I read "PM's."

High Threshold;1469976 wrote: Never mind flattered. You know very well that I'm smitten ever since I imagined you singing “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face”. Sigh ….....

Anyway, I am pleased that you are.


Well, I'm pleased that you're pleased ! You are such a smoothie aintcha? Hey be careful HT, you'll be singing that Roberta Flack song all day again ! :yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1470090 wrote: ..... Hey be careful HT, you'll be singing that Roberta Flack song all day again ! :yh_rotfl


Too late ..... :-1

But it could be worse. The song could have been an awful song. As it is, it is a very good song and worth being stuck on the brain for 24 hours ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

G#Gill;1470129 wrote: But it could be worse. The song could have been an awful song. As it is, it is a very good song and worth being stuck on the brain for 24 hours ! :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


That's true. A couple of weeks ago I had "No Milk Today" stuck in my head. Oooh how I loath that monotonous song!