Little Walter, Little Stanley and Little Fred.
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:18 pm
Little Walter, little Stanley and little Fred were very concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them.
Eventually they decided it was because they hadn't been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So the three of them went off to the nearest church, but only the Janitor was there.
Little Stanley said to the Janitor, Excuse me Janitor we need get baptized because nobody will come out and play with us. Would you baptise us?
Certainly lads said the Janitor, and took the three of them into the boys toilet and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl one at a time.
He then announced confidently, "You are now baptized"!
Oh thanks Janitor, they all shouted excitedly as they ran outside.
When they were standing outside, little Walter said, wait a minute guys what religion do you think we are?
Little Fred replied, Well we aren't Catholics, because they pour the water on to you.
And we aren't Baptist because they dunk the whole of you into the water, said Stanley.
And we can't be Meth...Meth..Methodits, because they just sprinkle the water on to you, said Walter.
Then little Stanley chipped in, Hey, did you smell the smell of that water?
The three of them agreed at once, it was horrible.
Little Fred thought deeply for a minute then said, Wait a minute guys, that smell, I think it means we're all Pisscopailians.
Eventually they decided it was because they hadn't been baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So the three of them went off to the nearest church, but only the Janitor was there.
Little Stanley said to the Janitor, Excuse me Janitor we need get baptized because nobody will come out and play with us. Would you baptise us?
Certainly lads said the Janitor, and took the three of them into the boys toilet and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl one at a time.
He then announced confidently, "You are now baptized"!
Oh thanks Janitor, they all shouted excitedly as they ran outside.
When they were standing outside, little Walter said, wait a minute guys what religion do you think we are?
Little Fred replied, Well we aren't Catholics, because they pour the water on to you.
And we aren't Baptist because they dunk the whole of you into the water, said Stanley.
And we can't be Meth...Meth..Methodits, because they just sprinkle the water on to you, said Walter.
Then little Stanley chipped in, Hey, did you smell the smell of that water?
The three of them agreed at once, it was horrible.
Little Fred thought deeply for a minute then said, Wait a minute guys, that smell, I think it means we're all Pisscopailians.