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An American dignitary was visiting a village in a poor African nation. Not certain of his welcome, he made a speech full of glowing terms to the natives gathered there.

"I bring you warm greetings from the people of the United States!" he declared, which was duly translated by the interpreter.

"Kazanga!" cried the natives.

"We wish this beautiful country peace and prosperity!" he continued.

"Kazanga!" yelled the natives, even louder.

"We hope this will be the beginning of many years of mutual friendship and economic benefit to both nations!" he went on.

"Kazanga! Kazanga!" roared the natives.

Later, as the dignitary was being escorted around the village by the chief, he commented, "That seemed to go well. They really do like us Americans, don't they?"

"Uh, watch where you walk," said the chief; "don't step in the kazanga."

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman

next to him starts breastfeeding her baby.

The baby won’t take it so she says,

“Come on, eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.

Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again,

“Eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.

The bloke says,

“Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up,

I should’ve got off four stops ago!

I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok recently,

to get my testicles checked out.

While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said,

“Don’t worry, it’s normal to get an erection during this kind of examination. “

I said, “I haven’t got an erection!

She replied, “No, but I have!

Ewwwwww..............:sneaky::wah:

OpenMind;1328408 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


We aim to please . . . and when men are in the toilet they should aim too, please. :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel;1328407 wrote: An American dignitary was visiting a village in a poor African nation. Not certain of his welcome, he made a speech full of glowing terms to the natives gathered there.

"I bring you warm greetings from the people of the United States!" he declared, which was duly translated by the interpreter.

"Kazanga!" cried the natives.

"We wish this beautiful country peace and prosperity!" he continued.

"Kazanga!" yelled the natives, even louder.

"We hope this will be the beginning of many years of mutual friendship and economic benefit to both nations!" he went on.

"Kazanga! Kazanga!" roared the natives.

Later, as the dignitary was being escorted around the village by the chief, he commented, "That seemed to go well. They really do like us Americans, don't they?"

"Uh, watch where you walk," said the chief; "don't step in the kazanga."








:wah::wah:

Rapunzel;1328409 wrote: A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman

next to him starts breastfeeding her baby.

The baby won’t take it so she says,

“Come on, eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.

Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again,

“Eat it all up or I’ll give it to this nice man here.

The bloke says,

“Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up,

I should’ve got off four stops ago!


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Rapunzel;1328410 wrote: I went to the doctor while I was on holiday in Bangkok recently,

to get my testicles checked out.

While the doc was cupping my dangly bits, she said,

“Don’t worry, it’s normal to get an erection during this kind of examination. “

I said, “I haven’t got an erection!

She replied, “No, but I have!

Ewwwwww..............:sneaky::wah:


ewwwwwwwwwww for sure!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie;1328444 wrote: ewwwwwwwwwww for sure!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


hee hee hee :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Rapunzel;1328452 wrote: hee hee hee :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


have I told you its great to have you back?:yh_rotfl

Odie;1328487 wrote: have I told you its great to have you back?:yh_rotfl


Aww...thankyou *Big Grin!* It's great to be back!

It's very quiet on the western front though.

PS Thankyou for my lovely gifts! :-4 I really need to figure out how to send some back.

I have to go and do something for my daughter, I'll be back later to figure it out. Hugggsss to you. :-6:yh_flower:yh_flower

Rapunzel;1328499 wrote: Aww...thankyou *Big Grin!* It's great to be back!

It's very quiet on the western front though.

PS Thankyou for my lovely gifts! :-4 I really need to figure out how to send some back.

I have to go and do something for my daughter, I'll be back later to figure it out. Hugggsss to you. :-6:yh_flower:yh_flower


Your most welcome, I sent you a pm.

sometimes it is quiet, just depends what everyone is up to.

Odie's having a nice quiet day!:yh_rotfl

xoxox

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