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Ive suffered a very traumatic and severe burn. They dont even really have a rating for this kind of burn, thats how bad it is. I dont know what my survival chances are but its looking pretty grim.

I keep seeing the tunnel with the light you always hear about. Last night I think an angel came to me in my sleep and said its ok to let go.

Just putting that out there.

Nomad;1321992 wrote:



Ive suffered a very traumatic and severe burn. They dont even really have a rating for this kind of burn, thats how bad it is. I dont know what my survival chances are but its looking pretty grim.

I keep seeing the tunnel with the light you always hear about. Last night I think an angel came to me in my sleep and said its ok to let go.

Just putting that out there.
If the angel put a pillow over your face, that was probably the wife...

just putting that out there..

By the way... go sit over in the corner next to Peg.

flopstock;1321995 wrote: If the angel put a pillow over your face, that was probably the wife...

just putting that out there..


Youre planting a seed arent you?

I hesitate to ask, but what part of your anatomy is displayed in the photo?

I assume you cannot see photographs on your computer thingy. Thats my left hand. I think Im going into shock again.

I've never seen one quite like that before. We may belong to different species.

Nomad;1321992 wrote:



Ive suffered a very traumatic and severe burn. They dont even really have a rating for this kind of burn, thats how bad it is. I dont know what my survival chances are but its looking pretty grim.

I keep seeing the tunnel with the light you always hear about. Last night I think an angel came to me in my sleep and said its ok to let go.

Just putting that out there.
You're lucky your fur didn't ignite!

Poor Nomad!

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Nomie------------A direct infusion via IV into the femoral artery with 1.5 liters of Jumping Jack Flash 1994 Merlot will not only alleviate your pain and suffering but put you in a state mind that you don't care either way about the outcome. I would suggest however that the procedure be done by a "Board Certified Witch Doctor"

Nomad;1321992 wrote:



Ive suffered a very traumatic and severe burn. They dont even really have a rating for this kind of burn, thats how bad it is. I dont know what my survival chances are but its looking pretty grim.

I keep seeing the tunnel with the light you always hear about. Last night I think an angel came to me in my sleep and said its ok to let go.

Just putting that out there.


Oh Nomie, how did you do this?

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Nomad;1322009 wrote: I assume you cannot see photographs on your computer thingy. Thats my left hand. I think Im going into shock again.


Now calm down. The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

Signed,

Nurse Mildred Ratched

Zapata;1322042 wrote: Now calm down. The best thing we can do is go on with our daily routine.

Signed,

Nurse Mildred Ratched


Don't you think movement of his wrist would be a good thing to keep the blood flowing to the injury? I was thinking something like cleaning my house would help it heal faster.

That light your seeing is the pain medication kicking in enjoy.. !!

Ah, it is wild fire season this time of year..........................

Oh man! Wait until you change the gauze and it's sticking to your hand. Quick yank is the answer squirt. That top layer was most likely burnt flesh any-hoot. Now, if it's oozing stuff, try not to get it on the keyboard or mouse when you are getting another picture for us.:sneaky:

Has anyone ever described you as sympathetic, floppy?

spot;1322076 wrote: Has anyone ever described you as sympathetic, floppy?


Not in public. I don't believe in PDS(public displays of sympathy). I'm more inclined to drop a PM or email then I am to post in a thread expressing sympathy.

Of course, I did neither in this case - didn't want the boy bursting a scab while mousing over the notification button, don't ya know...:yh_whistl

If Floppy wasn't sympathetic, she'd smack his burn.

Peg;1322129 wrote: If Floppy wasn't sympathetic, she'd smack his burn.
:wah:

Or clobber him for posting icky photos.

Poor Nomie, aaaah bless









I was aiming for sympathy but in my head it sounded like sarcasm, how strange..........

Sympathetic sarcasm. Ill take it.

Just checking in to see if any body parts have fallen off yet.....

No but I can still read the serial number of the offending machine that nearly killed me on the palm of my hand.

I only wish it had said MADE IN USA or something cool like that.

So..............somebody was playing with fire while I was gone. And..........this some "somebody" has hairy arms.

It might have said TSUAHXE YELRAH too.

spot;1322463 wrote: It might have said TSUAHXE YELRAH too.


Nice 1!

That photo has reopened a flood gate of mental trauma.

Nomad;1322455 wrote: No but I can still read the serial number of the offending machine that nearly killed me on the palm of my hand.

I only wish it had said MADE IN USA or something cool like that.


Interesting you should say that . My son now has an "A" on his hand because he burnt himself on the glass fire door.

BTW you have a 1st to 3rd degree burn ....otherwise you are dead . since you're still typing I'm sure you're not .

PS. You're a hairy little bugger aren't you?

fuzzywuzzy;1323423 wrote:

BTW you have a 1st to 3rd degree burn ....otherwise you are dead . since you're still typing I'm sure you're not .
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Good thing it was your left hand and not your right, or you would not be able to play with your mouse. (or other things...)

Peg;1323426 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Does it sound like he's got a 'MAN COLD' or what eh? lol lol

fuzzywuzzy;1323526 wrote: Does it sound like he's got a 'MAN COLD' or what eh? lol lol
Oh the dreaded Man Cold. They're sure it's pneumonia and they're dying. :yh_rotfl Of course I don't mean the men of Forum Garden.

Hey Nomie I got burnt during the fires from an exploding gum tree,you didn't see me whinging about it. I can show you if you like, my scars are on my upper breasts. LOL LOL LOL LOL

Hey Peg, the last time I had a viral cold thingy I told everyone that it was a 'man cold' jokingly, but the sympathy I recieved was remarkable. (even if it was expressed with mirth) lol