Dream Gift
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:41 pm
A wife dreamed for many years about a possession that would thrill her with speed and style. She often mentioned to her husband that she wanted a "gift" that would go from zero to 160 in 30 seconds or less!
Years passed, and she felt sure he caught the hint, but alas, no gift graced her driveway on her birthday or Christmas year after year.
Oh well. The budget probably wouldn't allow it.
What she DIDN'T know was that her husband was secretly planning to give her a gift to exceed her hopes and dreams!
He would present her with the perfect gift - guaranteed that when she put her foot down, it would take her from zero to 200 in 10 seconds or less!
He bought her a pair of bathroom scales!
Years passed, and she felt sure he caught the hint, but alas, no gift graced her driveway on her birthday or Christmas year after year.
Oh well. The budget probably wouldn't allow it.
What she DIDN'T know was that her husband was secretly planning to give her a gift to exceed her hopes and dreams!
He would present her with the perfect gift - guaranteed that when she put her foot down, it would take her from zero to 200 in 10 seconds or less!
He bought her a pair of bathroom scales!