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Punctuation

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:35 am
by pointedroof
Punctuation



An English professor wrote the words :

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

Are you ready for this...........?

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful.

:-3

Punctuation

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:46 pm
by along-for-the-ride
Your thread made me think of this song:

YouTube - tammy wynette stand by your man



;)

Here's another punctuation interpretation:

Dear John:



I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy–will you let me be yours? Gloria





DEAR JOHN LETTER TWO:



Dear John:



I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria

Punctuation

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:46 am
by M.A.S
hehehe :wah:

punctuation are really powerful even in other languages as well..

it's kinda strange how small things can change the meaning of something ..:-3