Another piece of useless information ?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri May 14, 2010 4:53 pm

18 million people were injured while having sex last year. Frankie Boyle, columnist in the Sun Newspaper says " No wonder, I sometimes get hurt when there's just three of us !"

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hoppy · Post by **hoppy** » Fri May 14, 2010 5:21 pm

G#Gill;1310171 wrote: 18 million people were injured while having sex last year. Frankie Boyle, columnist in the Sun Newspaper says " No wonder, I sometimes get hurt when there's just three of us !"

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I sprained my wrist last year.:wah:

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Sat May 15, 2010 1:33 am

A husband and wife in desperate need of a fix in their love relation were wondering what to do to fix it. The husband before going to work shot out the idea of having a threesome. The wife sweetly replied let me think about it.

The husband came home wondering what his wifes answer was to the threesome question. As he walked in through the door his wife was standing there in sexy see through lingerie. The wife proclaimed I have thought about it and said yes to it.

At this the husband and wife ran up with stairs to their bedroom, and the wife handcuffed him in bed. The husband asked so who is the third? Is it Suzy from across the street or is it your best friend Jenny?

The wife replied, "No, I have thought of it long and hard and I have found the perfect person."

Husband asked, "Who?"

Wife exclaimed out, "John, our gay neighbor."

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G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat May 15, 2010 4:46 am

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along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sat May 15, 2010 5:03 am

Haven't folks heard of "safe sex"?

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat May 15, 2010 5:15 am

Looks like 18 million haven't :yh_rotfl

beowulf · Post by **beowulf** » Sat May 15, 2010 5:54 am

along-for-the-ride;1310226 wrote: haven't folks heard of "safe sex"?

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M.A.S · Post by **M.A.S** » Sun May 16, 2010 6:56 am

they should have used their seat-belt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Sun May 16, 2010 8:03 am

M.A.S;1310416 wrote: they should have used their seat-belt :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

or read the directions on the box.

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