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Heh heh!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 9:14 am
by Imladris
THE UK IS IN DEEP TROUBLE...

The population of this country is



APPROXIMATELY 60 MILLION.



32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work..

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing

Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County

Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming

Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

Sitting on your arse,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out

through trying to cope on my own?


Heh heh!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 9:19 am
by Saint_
ROFLMAO!:yh_rotfl

Well, hail Imladris, Imladris rules the waves!:D

Heh heh!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 9:23 am
by G#Gill
Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !

Heh heh!

Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 10:11 am
by YZGI
Get to work Spot Immy needs a break..

Heh heh!

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:48 am
by Imladris
G#Gill;1309668 wrote: Hey! Immy, nice one Mrs !!! :yh_rotfl Long time no see .................. come back more often !




Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:

Heh heh!

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 12:10 pm
by G#Gill
Imladris;1309900 wrote: Life has been busy but hopefully I'll have more time for myself soon...........:rolleyes:


I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D

Heh heh!

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:53 pm
by farmer giles
hello immy how are you :):)

thanks for the chuckle :):)

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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:30 am
by Imladris
G#Gill;1309901 wrote: I'm sure I'm not the only one who looks forward to that ! :-6:D


:-4 thanks x

farmer giles;1309964 wrote: hello immy how are you :):)



thanks for the chuckle :):)


I'm surviving, life has been strange the last few months, very busy and I've not been well - however I'm not bad at the moment and hoping that things will calm down a bit.



But I have good news - another grandchild on the way, I'm very excited and have put in my request for a girl this time! :wah: