How to ask your boss for a salary increase

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How to ask your boss for a salary increase

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!



Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life we all have $ome problem$. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and$ervice to your company ..

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon plea$e .



Your$ $incerely,

Hu$am

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :



Dear Husam,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

---- Your Boss


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well done!:yh_rotfl
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Pretty Please.


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albertpollard;1307079 wrote: Pretty Please.





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albertpollard;1307079 wrote: Pretty Please.





i did not get it

would you please explain more a little bit :D
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M.A.S;1307187 wrote: i did not get it

would you please explain more a little bit :D


'how to ask your boss for a raise.'

pretty please he said.

then he is holding a gun to his boss.:yh_rotfl
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Odie;1307218 wrote: 'how to ask your boss for a raise.'

pretty please he said.

then he is holding a gun to his boss.:yh_rotfl


hehehe now i got it

so i can laugh :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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M.A.S;1307348 wrote: hehehe now i got it

so i can laugh :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


I don't always get jokes either, ask anyone here!:yh_rotfl
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