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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to

hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When

he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a

million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next

Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When

she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally

George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When

Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil

why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil

smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country

has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

lol....I liked the part where Bush went to Hell!:wah:

But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."

Saint_;1303844 wrote: lol....I liked the part where Bush went to Hell!:wah:

But shouldn't that one line read, "Since Bush was President, the whole country went to Hell and hasn't recovered yet, so it's a local call."


Nah. It reads right the way it is.