Irish Priest
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:55 pm
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He asks, "Father, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," replies the priest.
The trooper asks, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle, smells it, and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
He asks, "Father, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," replies the priest.
The trooper asks, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle, smells it, and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"