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Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:42 pm
by G#Gill
As this is the opening post, and will be shown on the 'Home' page, I have made a second post ! :p
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:45 pm
by G#Gill
What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
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From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:54 pm
by Oscar Namechange
A Disgusting display of Potty humour.
I have sent my report to the Mods.
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:54 pm
by along-for-the-ride
A little humor before we run out of gas.....................
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:01 pm
by G#Gill
:wah: We used to have, and maybe still have, a kiddies comic called Beano and it was very popular. There was a sister/brother comic called Dandy as well !
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:28 pm
by hoppy
Even Ben Franklin wrote about it.:yh_rotfl
To the Royal Academy of Farting by Benjamin Franklin, c. 1781
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:42 pm
by LarsMac
Beans, beans, good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
The more you fart, the better you feel.
So eat yer beans at every meal.
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:57 pm
by Odie
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates...........
It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.:yh_rotfl
Effervescent reverberations of audible proportions.NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED !
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:15 am
by Peg
G#Gill;1293614 wrote: What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget.... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye don't it?
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
