Drinking to forget
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:51 am
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and knocks it back
He then asks for another and knocks that one back, too
After 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he is going to cut the bloke off. He says to him, "Hey, whats wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?"
The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, whats wrong with that?"
The man replied,
"Well today's the last day!"
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He then asks for another and knocks that one back, too
After 5 or 6 of these the bartender decides that he is going to cut the bloke off. He says to him, "Hey, whats wrong with you? Did you have a fight with your wife or something?"
The man sighs and says, "Yeah, after the fight she said that she wasn't going to speak to me for a whole week"
The bartender, puzzled, says, "Well, whats wrong with that?"
The man replied,
"Well today's the last day!"
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