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Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:

Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:

Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:

I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.



(I know it's an old joke revamped . . . but it's still funny.)

Rapunzel;1284556 wrote: Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:

Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:

Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:

I can’t wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.



(I know it's an old joke revamped . . . but it's still funny.)


First I've heard of this joke but it is funny :wah:

That has been around for a long time.

The first iteration I am aware of it was Victorian era politicians on the Orient Express.

There was a Kennedy version, and a Carter version, not to mention a Clinton version.

Still good for a chuckle.

First time, funny!

Now, whoinell would EVER want to slap the big "O"?:yh_rotfl

that is great! i sent it out to a few friends and family. LOL