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I've seen some pretty dumb threads being posted lately here on The Garden...

and this one is no different! :yh_rotfl

It's pretty simple... I post a close-up of an image and the user guesses if the image is of Santa Claus or a biker. Let's see who can get the most correct guesses by the 25th.


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The one on the left is Santa, and the one on the right is a biker ! :rolleyes: ;) :D
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Here we go...

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Biker or a really angry Santa.
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G#Gill;1270180 wrote: The one on the left is Santa, and the one on the right is a biker ! :rolleyes: ;) :D


Smart-alec! :D


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Image 1 = Biker. :p
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G-man;1270181 wrote: Here we go...

Image #1



Santa or Biker?


Thats YZGI:p You dont fool me.:wah:
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I think it's Bret Favre.

I saw Santa on a bike going from San Francisco to San Rafael and he was much heavier.
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G-man;1270179 wrote:


I've seen some pretty dumb threads being posted lately here on The Garden...

and this one is no different! :yh_rotfl

It's pretty simple... I post a close-up of an image and the user guesses if the image is of Santa Claus or a biker. Let's see who can get the most correct guesses by the 25th.


why wasn't there a poll?:yh_rotfl
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G-man;1270181 wrote: Here we go...

Image #1



Santa or Biker?



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G-man;1270181 wrote: Here we go...

Image #1



Santa or Biker?


biker definately
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It seems that everyone is leaning towards biker, Brett Favre and YZGY. :wah:

One vote for Santa.

Does anyone believe that I might've googled a mean Santa? ;)


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AussiePam;1270187 wrote: Advertisement

Having a bad hair day?

Can't do a thing with it?

Children and other bikers run from you in sheer terror?

The police / mall security refuse to come near enough to arrest you?

Feel like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards?

Look like a birchbroom in a fit - and it's not Halloween?

The birds in your garden mistook you for a scarecrow?

You looked in the mirror and it cracked?

You feel like peeling off your pantyhose and wearing it on your head?

If you answered YES to any of these- you could be having what we in the business call

A BAD HAIR DAY

Let our expert, very friendly staff help you regain your rightful place in the hearts and minds or all who you meet

Visit the Santa-Biker Beautiful website

... one click away.. bring credit card.

You will be amazed at the beautiful new you.

Penile extensions also available..



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Odie;1270215 wrote: why wasn't there a poll?:yh_rotfl


A poll for what? I already know it's a dumb thread! :wah:



I want to give everyone who's interested in playing an opportunity to get involved, so I'll wait until Monday before posting the next photo.


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Zapata;1270209 wrote: I think it's Bret Favre.

I saw Santa on a bike going from San Francisco to San Rafael and he was much heavier.


Can't be. He's not old enough to be Favre. :yh_rotfl


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G-man;1270246 wrote: Can't be. He's not old enough to be Favre. :yh_rotfl


Oh yeah, right! Is it you, G-man, dressed up to be Santa on a bike? Was that you I saw on the 101 heading past Sausalito? You waved at me, right? I change my vote to G-man.
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G-man;1270245 wrote: A poll for what? I already know it's a dumb thread! :wah:



I want to give everyone who's interested in playing an opportunity to get involved, so I'll wait until Monday before posting the next photo.


I think its an awesome thread!

fun is exactly what we need in the garden.:guitarist



I said biker, did you miss mine?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



will there be prizes?:sneaky:
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Odie;1270262 wrote: I think its an awesome thread!

fun is exactly what we need in the garden.:guitarist



I said biker, did you miss mine?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



will there be prizes?:sneaky:


What Odie said. Especially the part about prizes. How about some of that fudge you've been talking about?
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Zapata;1270263 wrote: What Odie said. Especially the part about prizes. How about some of that fudge you've been talking about?


or those cookies he makes with cherry chips and pistachios?:sneaky:



Zapata, we could send him our addresses now.:yh_rotfl
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Zapata;1270259 wrote: Oh yeah, right! Is it you, G-man, dressed up to be Santa on a bike? Was that you I saw on the 101 heading past Sausalito? You waved at me, right? I change my vote to G-man.


I haven't ridden a bike since the '90s and I have spikey reddish-brown hair and a red beard. :wah:

Odie;1270262 wrote: I think its an awesome thread!

fun is exactly what we need in the garden.:guitarist



I said biker, did you miss mine?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



will there be prizes?:sneaky:
Thanks! We all need to have a lil' more fun... stop taking everything so seriously!

I was thinking about a prize for the person who gets the most correct by Chr_stmas. Noted: biker for Odie.

Zapata;1270263 wrote: What Odie said. Especially the part about prizes. How about some of that fudge you've been talking about?


Probably. I dunno' if there will be any more fudge left! :wah:


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I think its a cranky SANTA :D
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:wah:

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I know... I was gonna' come back on here today, but I'll post the full size image for #1 and post a new image in the morning. I spent the entire day shopping for Chr_stmas gifts... the biggest one was for me... a new red sportscar! :D


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G-man;1270802 wrote: I know... I was gonna' come back on here today, but I'll post the full size image for #1 and post a new image in the morning. I spent the entire day shopping for Chr_stmas gifts... the biggest one was for me... a new red sportscar! :D


Sure, go ahead, buy yourself a snazzy red sports car! Don't even think about us poor prizeless, fudgeless puzzle players out here.:-1
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Zapata;1270806 wrote: Sure, go ahead, buy yourself a snazzy red sports car! Don't even think about us poor prizeless, fudgeless puzzle players out here.:-1


exactly! we'll all just sit here waiting for him!:sneaky::lips::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl



he'll never see the new tag I just added.:sneaky:
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Fudge that!!! I'm gonna' post this and then go do some doughnuts in my new car! :wah:




Who got the first one correct? :D


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Here's the second one:




Where are we going with this thread you ask? Nowhere. Sometimes ya' just do stuff for the hell of it and because it's fun! :wah:


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G-man;1270919 wrote: Fudge that!!! I'm gonna' post this and then go do some doughnuts in my new car! :wah:




Who got the first one correct? :D


Most of us, I reckon ! You'll just have to look back to see who was the first correct !:p
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G-man;1270925 wrote: Here's the second one:




Where are we going with this thread you ask? Nowhere. Sometimes ya' just do stuff for the hell of it and because it's fun! :wah:


Well I don't think Santa smokes cigarettes, and I don't expect he would accept a woman chewing his ear (well not in public anyway LOL), but both these things I can associate with a biker !

No.2 = Biker
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G#Gill;1270937 wrote: Well I don't think Santa smokes cigarettes, and I don't expect he would accept a woman chewing his ear (well not in public anyway LOL), but both these things I can associate with a biker !

No.2 = Biker


He really shouldn't be smoking, should he? ...'specially with all that weight. :wah:


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No.2 Billy Bob Thornton playin Bad Santa:D
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G-man;1270919 wrote: Fudge that!!! I'm gonna' post this and then go do some doughnuts in my new car! :wah:




Who got the first one correct? :D


your supposed to know that!:-5

stop riding around in that sports car!:yh_rotfl
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I think the one without the cigarette is the Santa. And I'd like as my prize one of those doughnuts please.
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Zapata;1271002 wrote: I think the one without the cigarette is the Santa. And I'd like as my prize one of those doughnuts please.


we never did find out who won!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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G-man;1270925 wrote: Here's the second one:




Where are we going with this thread you ask? Nowhere. Sometimes ya' just do stuff for the hell of it and because it's fun! :wah:


its billy bob thornton dressed as santa being licked by anglena jolie
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Chezzie;1270971 wrote: No.2 Billy Bob Thornton playin Bad Santa:D


sorry didnt see ya had posted
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el guapo;1271080 wrote: its billy bob thornton dressed as santa being licked by anglena jolie


I just saw this, was looking at the other one.:-5
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G-man;1270925 wrote: Here's the second one:




Where are we going with this thread you ask? Nowhere. Sometimes ya' just do stuff for the hell of it and because it's fun! :wah:




Billy Bob Thornton.
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Chezzie;1270971 wrote: No.2 Billy Bob Thornton playin Bad Santa:D


You are so bad. :p


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Chezzie;1270971 wrote: No.2 Billy Bob Thornton playin Bad Santa:D


Odie;1270972 wrote: your supposed to know that!:-5

stop riding around in that sports car!:yh_rotfl


I love my new sports car!!! :driving:


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Santa: LarsMac, Kaylenaussie, Zapata

Biker: G#Gill, Carla, Odie

Everyone got the second one. :wah:


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G-man;1271107 wrote: I love my new sports car!!! :driving:


6.1?

you wish!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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G-man;1271112 wrote: Santa: LarsMac, Kaylenaussie, Zapata

Biker: G#Gill, Carla, Odie

Everyone got the second one. :wah:


so the first one was a Santa, pretty mean one!

I'm not going to see Santa ever again!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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Lauren Graham (she is so hot!) and Billy Bob Thorton in Bad Santa. Can't fool you guys!


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Odie;1271157 wrote: 6.1?

you wish!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


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Here's something that you folks rarely see on FG...




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More images coming soon... :p


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G-man;1272102 wrote: More images coming soon... :p


where are our prizes?:sneaky:
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Odie;1272109 wrote: where are our prizes?:sneaky:


The game isn't over yet! :p


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