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A Joke before bed time.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:38 pm
by Barman
Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?
A Joke before bed time.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:40 pm
by Barman
One more, tis a joke girls, just a joke.
Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her gob shut. :yh_rotfl
A Joke before bed time.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:42 pm
by Barman
Last one:)
Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world. Told them to " Sod Off". Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!
A Joke before bed time.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:43 pm
by Barman
This really is it.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think " I'm feckin having that!"
A Joke before bed time.
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:48 pm
by Odie
Barman;1264386 wrote: Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He dials 999.
Paddy says "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her. I've killed her"
Operator "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
CLICK,BANG
Paddy "OK, done that, what next?
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl